Few couplets

Zindgi mein Jo guzrein to kabhi kisi dar ko thokar maarte na jaayein,
jaane kab kahan kisi din waqt ke haathon bheekh maangni pad jaaye.


Zindgi ke bhi ajeeb hisaab kitaab hain,
Kahin keechad mein Kamal hai,
Kahin kaanton se gira gulaab hai.

Karke jtaa diyaa,
ikk brabar hai,
kiya ya na kiya.

To Jesus Christ

Usne umar bhar logon ka kiya,
Jo chod gaye the
mushqil halaaton mein saath uska,
usne bure waqt mein,
unke liye bhi tan man waar diyaa,

usko koi bhi mila raste mein,
dushman chaahe dost,
usne kabhi fark nahin kiya,
sabke liye usne duaaein maange,
hass ke sabko sajjda kiya,

usne kabhi kise se
kuch maanga nahin,
apne haqq ka bhi ultaa,
usne jaroorat mando ke,
paaon mein haste haste
mohabbat se rakh diya,

aur jab log apne gunaaho
pe parda daalne ke liye
use patthar maarte the,
sooli pe chdaathe the,
aakhiri saanson mein
duaaon ke phoolon se
usne unka daaman bhar diya,

Usko log duniyaa mein aaj
khudaa aise hi nahin maante,
usne apni zindgi ke har pal
roshni baanti aur har andhere
ko apni rooh mein samet liya.

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin

 Main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
main taan haan kise dukaan to millan waali 2 rupayee di sasti ji goond koi, jis ne jild ch kaagaz saambh ke rakhe hoye ne kayi,

main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
ikk patli te naukili jihi mekh koi, jisne thodiaan diaan chotaan sehke, jisne apna sir bhanvaa ke fatte aapas jod rakhe ne kayi,

main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
Kise darwaaze kise khidki te laggi mamooli jihi chitni koi, jo jhakhdan daa jor seh ke vi darwaaze te baariaan noon kandhaan naal bhidan dindi nayi,

main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
Ikk dhaaga kise reel da jisne apnaa aap gvaa ke tote jod rakkhe ne kapde kayi jisde jodaan karan sab di izzat hai dhaki hoyi,

main ki haan kujh vi nahin,
Koi saade jihe tasme kise 2 ware de baal de bootan de, jiss naal boot kasse hoye ne pair ch, jiss naal boot nikkal ke khiskde nahin,

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
main taan haan bass ikk chota jiha, saada jiha, maamoli jiha kirdar, jisnu wadaa banana di koi taang nahin,

jo har wele ch sochda rihnda usne apnaa farz poori tarah nibhaaya ke nahin, jisnu eh fikar hai rehndi har waqt us ton koi galti taan nahin ho gayi.

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin.

Fail hon di wajah

One guy fails in his class test and a master asks in Punjabi "oye ki gall padh ke kyon ni aaya sahi sahi dass tere paniaah ne nahin taan" and the poor guy explains

Gall master ji kal kujj ehdaan hoyi si,
main kitaab chakk ke padan baitheya hi si,
ohdron mammi meri ne kitti bjaar di tyaar hoyi si,
te bjaar jaandeyaan mainu kuj kamm keh gayi si,

Keh gayi si das minute bad gas band kar dayin,
Baahr paani di awwaz aave taan motor chad dayin,
pinki noon satt waje tuition ton le aayin,
te jeep jadon lange dolu ch dudd pvaa layin,

par mainu master ji Noni ne waaj maar layi,
Kehndaa aa cricket kehediye bhai,
bass eithe hi master je mere kolon galti ho gayi,
Noni noon mere kolon naan nahin hoyi,

Main boohe Jindaa maar ke utth khadeyaa,
Siddha vich maidan de chapplan ch jaa wadeaa,
Jaande hi batting si te main jaa bat fadeyaa,
pata hi ni laageya phir kihde wele chann chadeya,

Mudeyaa haan taan mammi baar moore khadi si,
chappal ohne laa ke hatth ch hoyi phadi si,
main dekheyaa mammi nu badi garmi payi chadi si,
kunda kholyaa bas main phir lagg gayi jhadi si,

Rasoi jaa ke dekheaa daal saari macch si gayi,
utton tainki ch paini vi bhareyaa si nahin,
pinki rondi noon shiro chachi chadd ke gayi,
dudd waale di jeep vi chandri langg si gayi,

Bass master ji phir jo hona si ohio hoya,
meenh wareya chittran te mere kolon bacch ni hoya,
Pihlaa mammi ne mainu rajj ke kutteya,
phir baapu ji jadon aaye  kutt ktaapa hor vi hoya,

Mammi ne mere kolon phir cooker manj vaaya,
Ohdon baad phir bjaaron dudd laike aaya,
Mandar de naklon ton baaltiaan bhar ke liyaaya,
Pinki russi noon phir ghaintaa lai ke mnaaaya,

Bass master ji ohdon baad phir bheh khad na hoya,
Sareer da kalla kalla ang jaar jaar royaa,
kitaab chakk ke pad lavaan kayi waar socheyaa,
Par master ji kitaab chakk ke pad nahin hoya.
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Master ne kol blaa ke do maarian kann te kihnda jaa picche jaa ke bhai jaa gandi aulaad..

Navin Ammi

Ikk din raano noon,
us di ammi ne bada hi kutteyaa,
itna kutteyaa,itna kutteyaa,
kutt kutt bhann hi sutteya.

Rondi rondi raano utth ke,
vehdeyon kamre chali gayi,
aan de baapu noon shaam noon,
teri khair nahin kehndi rahi.

Shaam noon baapu jadd usda aaya,
haal hwaal usne usnu sunaaya,
moonh te unlgaa de nishaan,
sajji baanh te piya neel vikhaaya.

Dekh ke sun ke saara haal usda
baapu kehnda dhiye maadi hoyi,
aapne dhidd di aandar noon
kuttdi hai kadd maan ehdaan koi.

Te phir kehnda o meri raano dhiye,
kall isnu main sajaa diyaanga,
isnu puraane bjaar chadd aavanga,
te tainu navin ammi liya diyaanaga.

Baapu di eh gall sun ke,
raano hakki bakki reh gayi,
haan naa kujj vi bol saki na,
gall usde si dil te lagg gayi.

Te ekdam baapu di bukkal chon utth ke,
nange pairi rasoi wall daud payi,
chimbad gayi jaa maan apni naal,
te kehan laggi main hi kupati kalmoyi.

Kheer kheer kheer kheer,
kitne dina di main hi zidd si fadi hoyi,
te ajj toon itni mehnat naal jadd bnaayi,
meri hatth karni kaaran kise naseeb na hoyi.

Toon waar waar mainu kehndi rahi,
vehde ch zara kudiye khed sambhal ke,
kheer rakhi hoyi hai thandi hon noon,
dekhi kite patili theda lagg ke na palat je.

Gall teri main par unsuni kardi rahi,
kujj khyaal na kitta ke maan kujj kehndi payi,
te aakhar tainu jisda darr si,
mere pair di thokar naal patili muddh gayi.

Sunn ke baat usdi maa rano godi chakk layi,
te kehan laggi jehdi gayi so gayi,
dikhaa mainu tere kitthe kitthe laggi aa,
te chunni de palle naal sek den lagg payi.

Te phir kujj chir magro raano hassdi kehdi,
mud jaa aapne baapu paas khaloi,
te kehan laggi baapu rehan de navin ammi noon,
ehio theek hai isdi jagah ni lai sakdi koi. 

AB De Villiers poem in Punjabi,best of luck SA -- 2105 World Cup

Eh sone da hundaa je cup sohneya,
Tere kadmaa ch dinde rakh sohneya,
Eh taan hai par world cup sohneya,
Saadi wareyaan to ehde te akkh sohneya,

Asin kayi waari to eh harde aaye haan,
Ki dassiye ki ki dukh zarde aaye haan,
Door samoondron pher tarde aaye haan,
Cup laike aawange waade karke aaye haan,

Saade ton door raho saade te khoon swaar hai,
Bass saanu cup chaahida baaki sab bekaar hai,
Balle gendaa chukk liyo eh saadi lalkaar hai,
Ajj tuhaanu hraake asin karnaa baahr hai.

Semi final jitt ke ajj eithon asin hi jaavange,
Final ch jihda aaya moohre ohda vi mor bnaavange,
eis waari sonh khaa ke aaya khalli hatth na jaavange,
Cup lain aaye haan cup laike hi jaavange.
Cup lain aaye haan cup laike hi jaavange.

Two kind of people

Two kind of people always
have problems in their life

One who cannot do anything,
and have to find something,
others who can do lot of things,
and have to stick to something.