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Don't try to be, let it be

Don't try to be, let it be,
then the wonders will happen,
then a magic you will see,
don't try to be, let it be.

Mere ghar se kuch door
ek ghar hai,
jo hmaare aath kamron,
teen gaadiyon,teen naukron waale
ghar se kahin saada hai,
jimein sirf itne hi
saajo smaan hain ke,
bass kisi tarah
roz ka guzaara ho sake,

aur us ghar mein,
ek ladka rehta hai,
jo ke mera humumar hai,
jo meri tarah hi abhi
baarah saal ka hai aur
mere school ke saamne
ek chote se school mein
meri tarah hi, saatvin
kakshaa mein padta hai.

yoon mera usse koi
waasta nahin hai,
na main use, na wo mujhe
hum mein se koi bhi
ek doosre ko jaanta nahin hai,
aur wo aksar hmaare
ghar ke saamne se
gujartaa rehta hai.

mujhe uske hmaare
ghar ke saamne se gujarne
se bhi koi gilaa nahin,
par mere dilo jaan
tabb dard se
bilbilaa uthte hain,
jab kabhi bhi mere waalid,

khud ghar ke darwaaje
pe jaake, use andhar
aane ke liye kehte hain
apne sab kaam chod ke
usse baate karne laggte hain,
use mohabbat se
apne paas bitha lete hain,

aur usse poochte rehte hain,
kisi cheez ki jaroorat to nahin hai,
aur kabhi kabhi dekha hai
maine wo usko dene liye
pars se paise nikaalte hain,
par wo har baar lene se
inkaar kar deta hai,

aur mera ye bharam ke,
usko kisi cheez ka laalch hai,
har baar toot ke
chakna choor ho jaata hai,
main jitna chaahta hoon
use bhoolna, utna hi
wo mere zehan mein
aur gehra hota jaata hai,

maine ammi se kayi baar
shikayat ki hai, ke wo
hmaare ghar kyon aata hai,
abba usko bulaa ke
apne paas kyon bithaa lete hain,
to ammi har baar,
mujhe ye keh ke chupp kra deti hai,
to tera kya leta hai,
tu kyon apna dil dukhaata hai,

par naa jaane kyon
is masle mein kisi ki
koi bhi baat se
mujhe chain nahin aata hai,
main jab bhi use dekhta hoon
mere jee ghabraata hai,
mujhe ek sharmindgi ek zillat
si mehsoos hoti rehti hai,

upar se mera abba ka,
kabhi kabhi akasmaat ye kehna,
mujhe usmein apna beeta hua
kal nazar aata hai,
uski aankhon mein ek ajeeb
si tadap hai, mujhe us mein
ek bada khaab palta huaa
nazar aata hai,

aur ye sab aqeedat bhari baate
sunke, mera ranjj aur bad jaata hai,
mera khoon ubalne laggta hai,
yahan se kahin door nikal
jaaon mera ji chaahta hai,
mujhe kabhi kisi cheez ki
zindgi mein kamin nahin khali thi
par jab usko dekhta hoon
mujhe wo bada ameer aur apna aap
bada gareeb nazar aata hai.

Few couplets

Zindgi mein Jo guzrein to kabhi kisi dar ko thokar maarte na jaayein,
jaane kab kahan kisi din waqt ke haathon bheekh maangni pad jaaye.

Zindgi ke bhi ajeeb hisaab kitaab hain,
Kahin keechad mein Kamal hai,
Kahin kaanton se gira gulaab hai.

Karke jtaa diyaa,
ikk brabar hai,
kiya ya na kiya.

To Jesus Christ

Usne umar bhar logon ka kiya,
Jo chod gaye the
mushqil halaaton mein saath uska,
usne bure waqt mein,
unke liye bhi tan man waar diyaa,

usko koi bhi mila raste mein,
dushman chaahe dost,
usne kabhi fark nahin kiya,
sabke liye usne duaaein maange,
hass ke sabko sajjda kiya,

usne kabhi kise se
kuch maanga nahin,
apne haqq ka bhi ultaa,
usne jaroorat mando ke,
paaon mein haste haste
mohabbat se rakh diya,

aur jab log apne gunaaho
pe parda daalne ke liye
use patthar maarte the,
sooli pe chdaathe the,
aakhiri saanson mein
duaaon ke phoolon se
usne unka daaman bhar diya,

Usko log duniyaa mein aaj
khudaa aise hi nahin maante,
usne apni zindgi ke har pal
roshni baanti aur har andhere
ko apni rooh mein samet liya.

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
main taan haan kise dukaan to millan waali 2 rupayee di sasti ji goond koi, jis ne jild ch kaagaz saambh ke rakhe hoye ne kayi,

main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
ikk patli te naukili jihi mekh koi, jisne thodiaan diaan chotaan sehke, jisne apna sir bhanvaa ke fatte aapas jod rakhe ne kayi,

main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
Kise darwaaze kise khidki te laggi mamooli jihi chitni koi, jo jhakhdan daa jor seh ke vi darwaaze te baariaan noon kandhaan naal bhidan dindi nayi,

main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
Ikk dhaaga kise reel da jisne apnaa aap gvaa ke tote jod rakkhe ne kapde kayi jisde jodaan karan sab di izzat hai dhaki hoyi,

main ki haan kujh vi nahin,
Koi saade jihe tasme kise 2 ware de baal de bootan de, jiss naal boot kasse hoye ne pair ch, jiss naal boot nikkal ke khiskde nahin,

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
main taan haan bass ikk chota jiha, saada jiha, maamoli jiha kirdar, jisnu wadaa banana di koi taang nahin,

jo har wele ch sochda rihnda usne apnaa farz poori tarah nibhaaya ke nahin, jisnu eh fikar hai rehndi har waqt us ton koi galti taan nahin ho gayi.

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin.

Fail hon di wajah

One guy fails in his class test and a master asks in Punjabi "oye ki gall padh ke kyon ni aaya sahi sahi dass tere paniaah ne nahin taan" and the poor guy explains

Gall master ji kal kujj ehdaan hoyi si,
main kitaab chakk ke padan baitheya hi si,
ohdron mammi meri ne kitti bjaar di tyaar hoyi si,
te bjaar jaandeyaan mainu kuj kamm keh gayi si,

Keh gayi si das minute bad gas band kar dayin,
Baahr paani di awwaz aave taan motor chad dayin,
pinki noon satt waje tuition ton le aayin,
te jeep jadon lange dolu ch dudd pvaa layin,

par mainu master ji Noni ne waaj maar layi,
Kehndaa aa cricket kehediye bhai,
bass eithe hi master je mere kolon galti ho gayi,
Noni noon mere kolon naan nahin hoyi,

Main boohe Jindaa maar ke utth khadeyaa,
Siddha vich maidan de chapplan ch jaa wadeaa,
Jaande hi batting si te main jaa bat fadeyaa,
pata hi ni laageya phir kihde wele chann chadeya,

Mudeyaa haan taan mammi baar moore khadi si,
chappal ohne laa ke hatth ch hoyi phadi si,
main dekheyaa mammi nu badi garmi payi chadi si,
kunda kholyaa bas main phir lagg gayi jhadi si,

Rasoi jaa ke dekheaa daal saari macch si gayi,
utton tainki ch paini vi bhareyaa si nahin,
pinki rondi noon shiro chachi chadd ke gayi,
dudd waale di jeep vi chandri langg si gayi,

Bass master ji phir jo hona si ohio hoya,
meenh wareya chittran te mere kolon bacch ni hoya,
Pihlaa mammi ne mainu rajj ke kutteya,
phir baapu ji jadon aaye kutt ktaapa hor vi hoya,

Mammi ne mere kolon phir cooker manj vaaya,
Ohdon baad phir bjaaron dudd laike aaya,
Mandar de naklon ton baaltiaan bhar ke liyaaya,
Pinki russi noon phir ghaintaa lai ke mnaaaya,

Bass master ji ohdon baad phir bheh khad na hoya,
Sareer da kalla kalla ang jaar jaar royaa,
kitaab chakk ke pad lavaan kayi waar socheyaa,
Par master ji kitaab chakk ke pad nahin hoya.
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Master ne kol blaa ke do maarian kann te kihnda jaa picche jaa ke bhai jaa gandi aulaad..

Navin Ammi

Ikk din raano noon,
us di ammi ne bada hi kutteyaa,
itna kutteyaa,itna kutteyaa,
kutt kutt bhann hi sutteya.

Rondi rondi raano utth ke,
vehdeyon kamre chali gayi,
aan de baapu noon shaam noon,
teri khair nahin kehndi rahi.

Shaam noon baapu jadd usda aaya,
haal hwaal usne usnu sunaaya,
moonh te unlgaa de nishaan,
sajji baanh te piya neel vikhaaya.

Dekh ke sun ke saara haal usda
baapu kehnda dhiye maadi hoyi,
aapne dhidd di aandar noon
kuttdi hai kadd maan ehdaan koi.

Te phir kehnda o meri raano dhiye,
kall isnu main sajaa diyaanga,
isnu puraane bjaar chadd aavanga,
te tainu navin ammi liya diyaanaga.

Baapu di eh gall sun ke,
raano hakki bakki reh gayi,
haan naa kujj vi bol saki na,
gall usde si dil te lagg gayi.

Te ekdam baapu di bukkal chon utth ke,
nange pairi rasoi wall daud payi,
chimbad gayi jaa maan apni naal,
te kehan laggi main hi kupati kalmoyi.

Kheer kheer kheer kheer,
kitne dina di main hi zidd si fadi hoyi,
te ajj toon itni mehnat naal jadd bnaayi,
meri hatth karni kaaran kise naseeb na hoyi.

Toon waar waar mainu kehndi rahi,
vehde ch zara kudiye khed sambhal ke,
kheer rakhi hoyi hai thandi hon noon,
dekhi kite patili theda lagg ke na palat je.

Gall teri main par unsuni kardi rahi,
kujj khyaal na kitta ke maan kujj kehndi payi,
te aakhar tainu jisda darr si,
mere pair di thokar naal patili muddh gayi.

Sunn ke baat usdi maa rano godi chakk layi,
te kehan laggi jehdi gayi so gayi,
dikhaa mainu tere kitthe kitthe laggi aa,
te chunni de palle naal sek den lagg payi.

Te phir kujj chir magro raano hassdi kehdi,
mud jaa aapne baapu paas khaloi,
te kehan laggi baapu rehan de navin ammi noon,
ehio theek hai isdi jagah ni lai sakdi koi.