Destination

A fellow passenger sat beside me,
I asked him brother where?
He said when I see some place interesting,
will get down there.

I complained and said
how you can be so careless about your destination,
you must decide where you want to go
and get down at your station.

He smiled back and asked
do you know where you are up to?
I thought for a moment and replied back
maybe I am too just like you.

Windows

As i logged into the windows box,
i was sweating from hair to toes,

used it for first 10 minutes,bang,
firefox stopped responding,a hang,

thought a video might make my day,
.mkv,windows media player said, no way,

copied some data and checked it,
"New Folder" in front of me damn it,

tried to be calm and used for few days,
but its slowness made me angry, enraged,

took a pen drive and flushed the disk,
ubuntu on screen now and happy with it,

all in all Windows still same and sucks,
ah! yet sells well and makes lots of bucks..

Ye saja aur bhi zaada hai

Ye saja to hai ke
duniyaa mein kisi ka
koi apna nahin hai,
par mere khyaal hai
ye saja aur bhi zaada hai,
ke apne hain to duniyaa mein
par use koi maanta nahin hai.

Bunty di batting

Ikkian baalaan ch ohda score si gyaaranh,
saamne waale de chaar gendaan ch hi baaranh,
ohnu badi sharam ji laggi eis gall di,
jaa ke kehnda main zara set ho laan yaara.

Oh kehnda bhai jaan gall koi ni time lao,
par match vee overaan da khyaal rakkheyo,
te captain kihnda si Bunty noon kahin waapis aa jaave,
baaki saambh lainge aape Roshan, Gaggu te Daara.

Dooje paase khada umpire vi ohnu laahntaan piyaa paave,
koi vekh ke hi akal lai lai naal diaa noon har over ch samjaave,
ikk tu kalle ne tuk tuk karke maja kharab Kita hoya e,
eh bhalan koi score hai tera pentiaan gendaan ch staaran.

Bunty vich wajj ke ohnu retire hurt kar dayin,
oye laantiaa rabb da wassta out hoja ohnu kahin,
suneha ghalleya captain te crowd ne eh,
batting karan noon uttreya jadon maidan ch Daara.

Daare ne aake khoob rang banne,
kade chokaa eis banne, kade chakka os banne,
par Bunty grehan ban ke lagg gaya us te,
run out kraa ta staarvein over ch vchaara.

Innings khatam hoyi e captain bud bud kare,
kehnda jee taan karda e kann te dharan tere,
saara tere paape de selector hon karke jhabb hai,
dass change eidu taan tainu paake karan naalon gyaaran.

Catch 22

Main wo pyaada hoon
Jo har taraf se ghir chukaa hai,
Jo chaahe ab koi bhi
chaal chaale ya naa chale
par uska marna taye hai.

Uri Attack

Jab takk tum inko khadedte haue Lahore takk nahin le jaoge,
tabb takk tum Islamabad se shaanti ka nyaaye nahin paa paoge,

Ye kaurvon ke aage matt guhaar lgaao maitri aur sandhi ki,
krishan bann ke jitni baar jaaoge lajjit hoke laut kar aaoge,

Un aman ke parindon ke kabhi sir gino jo karoorta ki bhent chad gaye,
aur socho tum aman aur chain ke nàam pe kitne sar katvaaoge,

Main jaanta hoon bheesham vidhavans aur vinaash hoga,
par tum is naye kalyug ke maahabhart ko kab takk taal paaoge,

praata ke praathna shankh ko yudh ka kisi din aagosh karna hoga,
is kalyug ke shesh naag ko barood ke bina wash nahin kar paoge,

Jab takk tum inko khadedte haue Lahore takk nahin le jaoge,
tabb takk tum Islamabad se shaanti ka nyaaye nahin paa paoge...

Dhikkar

Tum ko vote chaahiye to le jaao,
sarkaar bnaao, aish farmaao, paisa khaao,
par yahan meri gali mere mohalle mein,
desh bhakti ka dong na rchaao,

ye hum dono acchi tarah jaante hain,
kahin na kahin dil se ye maante hain,
ke watan kya hai watanprasti kya hai,

aur ye sirf wo shaksh jaanta hai jo seema ke
us paar aane waali goli ke aage seena taanta hai,
jo siachin ki thand mein binaa kisi moh ke
watan ki rakhwaali ko dharam maanta hai,

tum ho sake sacch ko sabh ke saamne laao,
jo lahoo bhaa gaye mitti ki khaatir unki jai gaao,
agar nahin hota tumse sach kaa gaan ton,
apni jhooth ki gaatha ka yoon na gungaan gaao.

Ikk shaaheed ka ghar hai mohalle ke aakhir mein,
uska beta sota nahin raat bhar deskh ki fikar mein,
aur usko ye maaloom ho gaya hai
baahar ke bjaaye andhar se desh ko khatra jaada hai,
kahin tum uske aakrosh ki bhent na chad jaao,

Tum ko vote chaahiye to le jaao,
sarkaar bnaao, aish farmaao, paisa khaao,
par yahan meri gali mere mohalle mein,
desh bhakti ka dong na rchaao....