Just two things

Life is very simple,
just two things,
not less not more,

don't do yourself,
what you won't
like to tell your mother,

don't ask others to do
what you won't
ask from your brother.

Frustrated Manager's Song

Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti
ikk ajj kal kaake ne che wajjde hi kehnde ne ok ji,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti..

salary de naan te mangde 50% more than pehli
main suneya intern vi loan te alto hai kdaa layi
salary de naan te mangde 50% more than pehli
main suneya intern vi loan te alto hai kdaa layi
ehan startup waaleya ne sab di matt asmaane laati
ikk ajj kal kaake ne che wajjde hi kehnde ne ok ji,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti

Choti ji gal utte ho jaande aukhey kaddey akkhan
Koi company safe nahi sab ho gayian waang kakkhan
Choti ji gal utte ho jaande aukhey kaddey akkhan
Koi company safe nahi sab ho gayian waang kakkhan
Eh recruiter kise kol chadde nahin kuch baaki
ikk ajj kal kaake ne che wajjde hi kehnde ne ok ji,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti

lai lai do chaar kille pannj satt balad rakh lai naale
kanka te chaul uggan ge phir katak te siyaale
lai lai do chaar kille pannj satt balad rakh lai naale
kanka te chaul uggan ge phir katak te siyaale
eh bade ghaint ne kise ne gall kann ehna de paati,
ikk ajj kal kaake ne che wajjde hi kehnde ne ok ji,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti

Kanu kare planninga beh ke kite hatti toon paa lai
tera magaz thakk gaya retirement toon lai lai
Kanu kare planninga beh ke kite hatti toon paa lai
tera magaz thakk gaya retirement toon lai lai
release hun honiaan nahin koi labh hor kamm cheti
ikk ajj kal kaake ne che wajjde hi kehnde ne ok ji,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti

Jadon da Amrikaa gaya e, banda ban gaya e

Jadon da Amrikaa gaya e,
banda ban gaya e,
eithe taan nira landar hunda si,

na padhaayi na likhaayi,
na sehat di saambh sambhaayi,
firda waang lafandar rehnda si,

kamm koi keh do sir ja maar dinda,
guaand dukaan takk ton naa sauda liya ke dinda,
saara din AC ch baitha rehnda si,

paki pkaayi noon nakk bull chaadi jaanda,
koi cheez bnaa lo ghare na khaanda,
rehri ya restaurant te hi rehnda si,

othe hun suneya do do meel tur ke jaanda,
sabzi lyaanda kattda wadda pkaanda,
ghar de khaane nu yaad karda rehnda e,

te ikk waari goreyaan de naal dodeyaa si,
tumse nahin hoga gori ne keh dil todaya si,
ohdon da roj shaam gym ch laggeya rehnda e,

te gall ehvi ehde palle hai pai gayi,
dollar ch kharcha karan layi
chahidi dollar waali kmaaye,
te hun pdaayi wall vi dhyaan dinda e,

Jadon da amreeka gaya e,
banda ban gaya e,
eithe taan nira landar hunda si.

Duniyaa saari saanu baaniyaa kehndi aa

Asin pent bauhat dekh ke lainde haan,
jadon do ku saalan bad ucchi ho jaave,
taan asin pent de paucnhe led laine haan,

asin puraaniaan t shirtaan sittde nahin,
jaan taan asin bhaandeyaan waale naal
koi sauda jaan phir pochaa laa laine haan,

asin wart lene haan suttan waala maal vi,
bursh de jadon dande jaavan ghass jaande,
asin naala paan layi rakh lene haan,

asin riksheyaan waale naal behans karde haan,
asin sabzi waaleyan naal ghatt wadd karde haan,
asin hor vi kayi kanjoosiyaan karde haan,

par number banaun layi lokaan nu dikhaaun layi,
asin karze chakk ke kothiaan paune haan,
asin vyaavan de aavda hi dhuaan kadd laine haan,

Duniyaa saari saanu baaniyaa kehndi aa,
te asin aapne aap noon sab ton siyaane kehnde haan.

Jaada tareef

Jaada karni tareef vi kise di maadi hundi aa,
apne hi sir ikk din aa bhaari paindi hai,
kade chada ke dekh liyo guddi asmaani,
dekheyo laun lagge kinni khwaari hundi aa.

Jadon de AC aa gaye

Lokin bhull gaye ne kotheyan te sohna,
khulliyan hwaawan vich maujan manauna,
jadon de AC aa gaye, jadon de AC aa gaye,

Kothe utte roj manjeyaan noon chadauna,
paini barsat aadh raati pher hethaan launa,
bhull gaye ne lokin oh nzaare,
Jadon de AC aa gaye, jadon de AC aa gaye,

Parkaan ch sair vi koi nahion karda,
No no waje takk kunda ni kholde ghar da,
eine hun sukh araam pai gaye,
jadon de AC aa gaye, jadon de AC aa gaye,

taare kalle asmaan chon jhaakde rehnde ne,
lokin saare kiddhar gaye chand noon puchde rihnde ne,
bade ikkale reh gaye ne vichaare,
jadon de AC aa gaye, jadon de AC aa gaye.

Desh chadd ke jaana changa hai

Zehr khaa ke mar jaan naalo,
fahaa laa ke aatamghaat karan naalo,
taan desh chadd ke jaana changa hai..

23000 rank aaya si AIEEE chon all India
10 lakh chon koi maada taan nahin,
par general category noon kite
baihan da mauka koi kadd dinda hai,
zehr khaa ke mar jaan naalo....

socheyaa chal koi kamm dhanda kar laiye,
chota jiha restaurant hi khol laiye,
par eh aaya kamm raas kitthe
har teje din mehakme da afsar
hafta lain banda bhej dinda hai,
zehr khaa ke mar jaan naalo....

sarkar chauhndi bass tax bhari jao,
ehdi chade mahine jeb garm kari jao,
jihde desh layi asin bass ikk vote haan,
saadi layi vi lakeraan ton waddke kuch nahin,
ki kariye je koi sanu maada kihnda hai,
zehr khaa ke mar jaan naalo...

Buzdil naalon baagi hona changa hunda e,
bande da kamm masle hall karna hunda e,
ehdi asin je hazoori kivein karde rahiye,
ehde masleyaa de hall ch kivein jute rahiye,
saada taan eh dushman baneya rehnda hai,
zehr khaa ke mar jaan naalo.....