Blame it on an apple

If you ever have a problem,
blame it on an apple,
it is this very fruit my friend,
which eve ate and it started.

Probably the life would
not have been that complex
had an apple not fell on
Newton's head and make him progress.

and just when the world
was content with it's blessings
Apple got back with new
objects of desire and longings.

So do not curse yourself,
do not shout at anyone,
just find your enemy in
a refrigerator or kitchen shelf,

take a knife,cut into pieces
eat it all till you see none of it,
rejoice with a sense of victory,
because you got the better of it.

Destination

A fellow passenger sat beside me,
I asked him brother where?
He said when I see some place interesting,
will get down there.

I complained and said
how you can be so careless about your destination,
you must decide where you want to go
and get down at your station.

He smiled back and asked
do you know where you are up to?
I thought for a moment and replied back
maybe I am too just like you.

Windows

As i logged into the windows box,
i was sweating from hair to toes,

used it for first 10 minutes,bang,
firefox stopped responding,a hang,

thought a video might make my day,
.mkv,windows media player said, no way,

copied some data and checked it,
"New Folder" in front of me damn it,

tried to be calm and used for few days,
but its slowness made me angry, enraged,

took a pen drive and flushed the disk,
ubuntu on screen now and happy with it,

all in all Windows still same and sucks,
ah! yet sells well and makes lots of bucks..

Ye saja aur bhi zaada hai

Ye saja to hai ke
duniyaa mein kisi ka
koi apna nahin hai,
par mere khyaal hai
ye saja aur bhi zaada hai,
ke apne hain to duniyaa mein
par use koi maanta nahin hai.

Bunty di batting

Ikkian baalaan ch ohda score si gyaaranh,
saamne waale de chaar gendaan ch hi baaranh,
ohnu badi sharam ji laggi eis gall di,
jaa ke kehnda main zara set ho laan yaara.

Oh kehnda bhai jaan gall koi ni time lao,
par match vee overaan da khyaal rakkheyo,
te captain kihnda si Bunty noon kahin waapis aa jaave,
baaki saambh lainge aape Roshan, Gaggu te Daara.

Dooje paase khada umpire vi ohnu laahntaan piyaa paave,
koi vekh ke hi akal lai lai naal diaa noon har over ch samjaave,
ikk tu kalle ne tuk tuk karke maja kharab Kita hoya e,
eh bhalan koi score hai tera pentiaan gendaan ch staaran.

Bunty vich wajj ke ohnu retire hurt kar dayin,
oye laantiaa rabb da wassta out hoja ohnu kahin,
suneha ghalleya captain te crowd ne eh,
batting karan noon uttreya jadon maidan ch Daara.

Daare ne aake khoob rang banne,
kade chokaa eis banne, kade chakka os banne,
par Bunty grehan ban ke lagg gaya us te,
run out kraa ta staarvein over ch vchaara.

Innings khatam hoyi e captain bud bud kare,
kehnda jee taan karda e kann te dharan tere,
saara tere paape de selector hon karke jhabb hai,
dass change eidu taan tainu paake karan naalon gyaaran.

Catch 22

Main wo pyaada hoon
Jo har taraf se ghir chukaa hai,
Jo chaahe ab koi bhi
chaal chaale ya naa chale
par uska marna taye hai.

Uri Attack

Jab takk tum inko khadedte haue Lahore takk nahin le jaoge,
tabb takk tum Islamabad se shaanti ka nyaaye nahin paa paoge,

Ye kaurvon ke aage matt guhaar lgaao maitri aur sandhi ki,
krishan bann ke jitni baar jaaoge lajjit hoke laut kar aaoge,

Un aman ke parindon ke kabhi sir gino jo karoorta ki bhent chad gaye,
aur socho tum aman aur chain ke nàam pe kitne sar katvaaoge,

Main jaanta hoon bheesham vidhavans aur vinaash hoga,
par tum is naye kalyug ke maahabhart ko kab takk taal paaoge,

praata ke praathna shankh ko yudh ka kisi din aagosh karna hoga,
is kalyug ke shesh naag ko barood ke bina wash nahin kar paoge,

Jab takk tum inko khadedte haue Lahore takk nahin le jaoge,
tabb takk tum Islamabad se shaanti ka nyaaye nahin paa paoge...