Kitna khush kismat hai samandar

Kitna khush kismat hai samandar,
khud aa gayi saara rasta tai karke nadi,

wo chaand suraj se athkehliaan karta raha,
nadi aayi jhel ke paas uske har traasdi,

usko jara sa bhi ishq mein na badalna pada,
ultaa nadi ne usmein milke mitaayi apni khudi,

na aah bhari raatein, na udaase din, na ginhone
shadyantra, na sunapan usko na sehna pada kuch bhi,

raaste mein ghane jangal, toofan aur aandhiaan,
baand ki bandishein usko na dekhna pada kuch bhi,

Kitna khush kismat hai samandar,
khud aa gayi saara rasta tai karke nadi....

Salesman - A Limerick

Once i became friend's with a man in Bangalore,
inquired his age and he was forty four,
his purpose to sell me an insurance policy,
which i denied to buy wholly,
and since that day we have not talked anymore.

Main saari fikar, main saare gam

Main saari fikar, main saare gam,
sab pareshaanian, sab uljhan,
sab se riha ho jaata hoon,
main jab un ki sohbat paata hoon.

Main ikk thake haare parinde sa,
Jo aaya ho khol darwaaja pinjre ka,
phir udne phir gaane lagta hoon,
un mansarovar ke paaniyon mein
jab nhaa aata hoon,
main saari phikar, main saare gam..

Main kisi peer ki majhaar pe hoon jaise,
main apni sarkar ke ghar hoon jaise,
ikk hajj si lagta hai ho gayi jaise,
sajjde mein jab unko sar jhukaa aata hoon,
main saari phikar, main saare gam..

Kuch paana nahin aur jagg se mujhe,
Kuch de nahin sakta aur jagg ab mujhe,
bas ab to jagg chaahe jo maang le mujhse,
itna bhara bhara sa khud ko paata hoon,
main saari phikar, main saare gam...

Mera taan shaadi ton eitbaar hi utth gaya e

Main dekheya lokin duniaa te ki gull khilaande ne,
chee ku mahine ikk dooje noon chaahnde ne,
phir lokaaan kol beh aapne saathi diaan gallan laande ne,
dekh ek meriaan taan aakhian chon neer phutt piya e,
mera taan shaadi ton eitbaar hi utth gaya e.

Nikki jihi gall hoje ikk dooje noon taahne mehne dinde ne,
ikk dooje de purkheya takk noon manda kehnde ne,
te kayi uttar aande hattha paayi te gall eni wdhaa lainde ne,
dekh ke mera taan dil hi tutt gaya e,
mera taan shaadi ton eitbaar hi utth gaya e,

te oh jihde ikk dooje ton sada layi add ho behnde,
ikk dooje noon tlaak da kagaz de ke alvida ne kehnde,
kinne kehar ch hone ohna ne bacche zinda rehnde,
iss khyaal ne taan mera chaino kraar lutt liya e,
mera taan shaadi ton eitbaar hi utth gaya e.

Blame it on an apple

If you ever have a problem,
blame it on an apple,
it is this very fruit my friend,
which eve ate and it started.

Probably the life would
not have been that complex
had an apple not fell on
Newton's head and make him progress.

and just when the world
was content with it's blessings
Apple got back with new
objects of desire and longings.

So do not curse yourself,
do not shout at anyone,
just find your enemy in
a refrigerator or kitchen shelf,

take a knife,cut into pieces
eat it all till you see none of it,
rejoice with a sense of victory,
because you got the better of it.

Destination

A fellow passenger sat beside me,
I asked him brother where?
He said when I see some place interesting,
will get down there.

I complained and said
how you can be so careless about your destination,
you must decide where you want to go
and get down at your station.

He smiled back and asked
do you know where you are up to?
I thought for a moment and replied back
maybe I am too just like you.

Windows

As i logged into the windows box,
i was sweating from hair to toes,

used it for first 10 minutes,bang,
firefox stopped responding,a hang,

thought a video might make my day,
.mkv,windows media player said, no way,

copied some data and checked it,
"New Folder" in front of me damn it,

tried to be calm and used for few days,
but its slowness made me angry, enraged,

took a pen drive and flushed the disk,
ubuntu on screen now and happy with it,

all in all Windows still same and sucks,
ah! yet sells well and makes lots of bucks..