illa illa na kar kudiye, seri seri keh kudiye-part2- girl agrees

Dekheyaa pyaar jatt diyaan akhaan vich,
dil tamiliyaan da vi jatt te giya aa,
teh muskdi jehi maar ke boli jatt nu,
saambh layin jatta agge jummevaari hun teri aa,
mere wallon haan aa mere wallon seri seri aa.

Bol kudi de paye jo kanni jatt laggeya maaran lalkaare,
naale paave bhangdaa naale paayi jaave boliyaan,
teh vichon vichi gaayi jaave seri seri aa seri seri aa.
aaunde jaande nu maar aakhe takkran eidhar ni dekhna bhaau,
kudi kehndi seri seri aa, eh kukri hun tonh meri aa.

Pure banglore central ch jatt ekale ne paaya khoru,
kudi aakhe meinu chaddeya ghare matt maari gayi jatta teri aa.
Chadd ke ghar kudi nu jatt vajjeya ja siddha TGI FRIDAY'S teh,
chakki kursi andhro balkoni ch layi laa, teh hukam kitta waitraan nu,
mehngi saasti jehdi vi hai aaj sab aaun do paise di karo na parwaah
aaj sabh nu seri seri aa, aaj sabh nu seri seri aa.

Ghutt beer da pehlaan vi kade kade laeinda si bhar,
parr aaj jatt tapp gaya haddan teh pee pee ke lohdaa ditta liya,
tinna ghaenteyaa ch ekalla hi chaar whisky, do vodka, do takilaa,
kul millaa ke botlaan aath pi gaya, teh bill saade paintee so gaya aa.
bhugtaaya bill naale tip wajjon not so so da hatth waitraan de ditta fdaa.

Vajjo shukraane de waitraan de jatt chuk auto ch ditta btha,
dekheya auto waale ne jatt dakkeya e sharaab da, ek meel de
faanse teh ghar jatt da, par phir vi paise ohne mang laye punjaah.
dhutt nashe vich jatt nu kuj laggeya ne samjah madraasi ki keh gaya,
teh nashe nashe vich hi boleeya lai chal bhaau seri seri aa.

Dhigdaa dahendaa jatt pujjeya ghar dhadam dine manje teh diggeya,
suiyaan ghum giyaan ghante baaranh par akkh jatt ne patti naa.
vajjeya mobile sava bhaaran vaje teh chukk ke boleyaa "aaue kaun aa?"
phone vichon tatti ji aayi awaaz Kitteh aaya oye sauri deyaa,
deadline haigi aaj kam di teh tu hale teek daftar baudeyaa na?

Ditta jawaab aagon jatt ji gal koi na raat ghutt do jaada lai la,
teh samjaaya manager jatt nu pandraa mintaan ch daftar pauhanch jaa,
nahin karoon aaj teri maramat mein shaamat daayion teri liya,
teh puccheya us jatt nu oyie tainu samjah lagg gayi ke na?
teh jatt aakheya jatt haanji sahhab ji tuhaade sab hukam nu seri seri aa.

Illa illa na kar kudiye, saeri saeri keh khudiye

illa - no, saeri -yes, tambi- chota bhraa, anna - vadda bhraa

Illa illa na kar kudiye,
saeri saeri keh kudiye,
bin tere maithon jee na hona,
mienu chad ke na jaa kudiye.

Teri khaatar mein,bhul jaaun praunthe vi,
dosa, idli,jo vi banaaya karengi,
raaji khushi leya karun mein khaa kudiye,
par Illa illa na kar,saeri saeri keh kudiye.

tu fikar na kar hindi teh punjabi di,
mein sab tainu dina ch daiun sikhaa kudiye,
je tainu laggi na samjah taanh vi koi na,
tamil waala faaha aapne gal laun mein paa kudiye.
par Illa illa na kar,saeri saeri keh khudie.

sab karoon tere mein dile de armaan poore,
ki kaanjivarm saadiyan teh ki soot punjabi
nitt dovein deya karun tainu liya kudiye.
par Illa illa na kar,saeri saeri keh khudiye.

tu dekhin jaaya karin filmaan rajnikaant diyaan,
main tainu hi dekh dil liyaa karun parchaa kudiye.
teh vjaayi jaaaya karin baithi veena teh sitaar,
aa aa re re tere naal mein vi liya karon gaa kudiye.
par Illa illa na kar,saeri saeri keh khudiye.

tek ke mattha mein aapne sacche paatshah nu,
agarbatti venkateswara mure vi diyaa karun laa kudiye,
chal harmandar mere naal tu bas ek vaari,
mandar dakkhan teh tainu saare daun ghumaa kudiye,
par Illa illa na kar,saeri saeri keh khudiye.

aapa aami tere nu main aape laun mna kudiye,
tere tambi teh anna nu vi daun samjhaa kudiye,
par pehlaan tu taanh ho raaji haan kar kudiye,
teh chad Illa illa nu,saeri saeri nu hatth paa kudiye.
Illa illa na kar kudiye, saeri saeri keh khudiye,
Illa illa na kar kudiye, saeri saeri keh khudiye.

Oye teri maaster theek hi kehnda si

Jadon mein school vich padda hunda si,
tippi, bindi mein kite vi dhar dinda si,
teh har vaari maaster eini ku gall picche,
mera kann fad lainda si, danda dhar dinda si.
teh ek din mein aakehya maaster nu,
tippi, bindi taanh ne tidde- tidde jehe,
eh taanh akkhar vi nahin, ehna di
haer pher naal koi farak paeinda nahin,

paienda hai kaaka, arthaan da farak pai jaanda,
har vaari eh keh ke maaster mainu tor dinda si,
teh is vaar sangroor tonh moge jaande mein
dekheya ki ek punjabi dhaabe di kaandh utteh,
likhan waala ਚਿਕਨ corner de 'ਚ ' utteh befaaltu
tippi dhar ke ਚਿਕਨ da ਚਿੰਕਨ corner kar gaya si,
teh jad mein padeyaa taanh mein hasseya
teh keh uttheya oye teri maaster theek hi kehnda si.