Punjabi noon Punjab hunn puggda nahin

Main dekeheya Punjabi noon Punjab hunn puggda nahin,
dukhi hi rehnda jinni chikkar chad ke jahaj canade noon udda nahin,

Ehda khoohan utton baithe rabb to eitbaar utth gaya,
ehdi bhatkan mukkdi nahin jinni chikkar kise praaye de baar pujjda nahin,

Eh vaahyi taan jaanda hunda dharti apne Punjab di,
par ehdiaan hasrataan da beej Calgary de paanian bin futtda nahin,

Ehnu bina gallon hi us paar diyaan khicchan paindian ne,
ehda baahr di taang da taaga kise hele vi tuttda nahin,

Jinna da nahin sarda oh taan chadd ke jaan gall palle paindi hai,
par 100 100 kille waaleyaa da vi dil ehde hun khubbda nahin....

Samajhdaari di gall

Samajhdaari di gall karan da hun koi jaada faayda nahin hai,
beaklaan besamjhaan ne duniyaa saari jitti hoyi hai,

Shiv te waaris noon beh ke hun ajj kall kon pade,
TV te internet de pangeyaan ton lokaan noon vehl nahin hai,

Chetan de wikde rsaale wang mathyaayian ne,
Vikram Seth kise hatti te koi mangda nahin hai,

Te gaane Sartaj te Gurdas de YouTube te ehne ghatt views,
duniyaa saari honey te badshe di patti payi hai,

Science waalean de hoke de de ke Sangh paat gaye,
par paagal pakhandiaan da duniyaa kheda chaddi nahin hai,

Chall chadd mitraa toon ki laina jo kardi ehnu kari jaan de,
tere kihaan vi ki ho jaana jad teri eh sundi nahin hai,

Samajhdaari di gall karan da hun koi jaada faayda nahin hai,
beaklaan besamjhaan ne duniyaa saari jitti hoyi hai.

Once in a while

Once in a while
you should go
and meet a man
who is absolute brute,

a useless, a callous
junk who in
worldly terms is
crude and destitute,

who in the name of work
has just grand plans,
but never even once
he has himself proved,

whose whole days
are spent in finding flaws,
conjecturing how the
world will be a better place
were it governed by his laws,

yes to such a man
you should present yourself,
and let him pass upon you
his judgement,

for he is the ultimate
basher and the critic,
who will rip you of
all your medals and
leave with you nothing,

he will for free
find all your shortcomings,
and open the doors
to success and winnings.

Paapa Paapa

Mummy mummy har koi karda,
paapa paapa koi ni kehnda,

mummy noon hi chimbde rehnde aa,
paape kol aake koi ni behnda,

phir ki hoya mummy pkaa ke dendi hai,
paapa hi taan liyaa ka hai denda,

mummy je baccheyan noon laad kardi aa,
paapa vi taan baccheyan te jaan hai denda,

te phir oh sochin pai jaanda,
par eh masle da hall kivein hoau,

mummy mummy chad paapa paapa har koi kivein kahu,
din raat phir oh jugtaan ghadan lagg jaanda,

uthe bainde lokaan ton vi pucchda rehnda,
te phir oh aakhar eh nuskaa azmaanda,

jivein jivein bacche kihnde ovein ovein oh karin jaanda,
jihdi cheez oh mangde liya ke denda,

homework na karde kuch na kehnda,
daal sabzi naal je roti naa khaande,

jhatt karke phone pizaa mangaa denda,
vohti ne bada samjhaaya par gal na sunda,

paapa paapa hogi bada hi din raat khush rehnda,
do tin mahine injj hi chalda riha,

te ant anjaam eh hoya,

Minni khaa khaa ke pizze bmaar pai gayi,
monu di math de paper chon back lagg gayi,

Gall vadhde vadhde ehni vaddh gayi,
bande di mummy takk pujj gayi,

aayi phir oh gusse naal laal hoyi,
te kihnde ve bitteya teri matt maari gayi,

khoob ohne jhammbeya jhaadeyaa,
naal vohti ne vi ohnu bdaa ltaadeyaa,

sab kamm navein band ho gaye,
pihlaan waangu hi phir chal paye,

te roj oh sab diyaan ghoorian sehnda,
te naale sochda eh paapa paapa bada piya mehnga.

Life as i see

All these things
which are bought and sold
they matter little to me,
for they do not hold
any peace any happiness
all they do is suck
something out of me.

the more you have
the more you have to
worry and take care of,
by this they keep me bound
but what I want
is a spirit light and free.

I have read and heard
the nature's message
and it is clear to me,
we are here not to accumulate,
but empty our ourselves
and that is what of the great
goal has been and should be.

Ajj Meri Waari hai

6 wajje si poore te ohne bag mode chakkeya,
boot ohne paaye te tagmeyaan noon kasseya,

te kehnda saahab ji hun main chalda haan,
baaki kamm kal aake karda haan,

oh kihnda kall aa ke karda ki matlab hoya,
ehdi hale dhupp chadi hale din khatam kithe hoya,

oh kihnda saahab ji gall samjhyaa karo jaan do,
jaan mainu jaake apni bchaan do,

ehda kihda oh kihnda tainu jaroori kamm hai,
8 waje poore aape chala jayain 2 ghante hor kar lai,

oh kihnda nahin saahab ji ohne ch taan parlo aa jaani hai,
aasman dharti te digg pau te dharti paat jaani hai,

samundraan chon sunaamiaan utth painia,
jhakkhda waalian har paase hwaawan chal painia,

oh kihnda siddhi gall kar siddha siddha samjhaa,
aivien toon bujaaratan jihaan paa paa ke mainu na uljaa,

oh kihnda siddhi siddhi gall saahab ji eh saari hai,
ajj ghare jaa ke roti pkaan di meri waari hai,

te saahab ohda kihnda waakiye biptaa tum pe bhaari hai,
jaao jaao jaldi jaao gall tumhaari samjh aa gayi hmaari hai

Duniyaa te pyaar kise kise noon milda

Duniyaa te pyaar kise kise noon milda,
jihda chaahiye dildaar kise kise noon milda,
lokon ve bhaaga waaleyo ehnu boch boch rakheyo,
eh saadran da phull kise kise da khidda.

Nikki Nikki gall te aivein ladeyaa na karo,
gusse vich ikk duje noon manda kihaa na karo,
eh duniyaa taan agg laake tmaasha vekhdi,
ghatauna doorian noon kamm bada mushkil da,
duniyaa te pyaar kise noon milda....

Nikke nikke niyaane tuhaade wall wehnde ne,
tuaade ton kasmaa nibhaun te sendh lainde ne,
ohna malook jihe dilaan noon kade na todeyo,
kihnde allahd umaar da jhakhm saari umar nahion silda,
duniyaa te pyaar kise kise noon milda...

Eis duniyaa te poora taan koi vi nahin,
koi kami na hove jihde ch koi aisa hai hi nahin,
aivien soch soch ke dil apna staaya na karo,
baaghan vich gulaab vi kandeyaa ch hi khilda,
duniyaa te pyaar kise kise noon milda...

Kujj hor khaan noon jee karda hai

Kar kar dieting hamb gayi haan,
pata ni ki ki ghaa phoos jhamb gayi haan,

hun mera ehna sab ton parein hatke,
kujj hor khaan noon jee karda hai,

pyaaz, tmaatar, kheere eh vi koi khaan waali cheez hai,
mera taan hun butter naan khaan noon jee karda hai,

nimbu paani pee pee ke moon hi koda hoya piya,
hun hor siha ni jaanda piste waali kulfi khaan da ji karda hai,

garm paani ch shehad paa paa ke kadd takk main peevan,
hun mera botal chon limca paan da ji karda hai,

Main ni hona slim slum main ni jaana gym gum,
mera taan hun pizza hut jaan noon jee karda hai,

Ajeeb je haalat hoye paye ne dil de,
hun taan kade kade paan di vi jaa karde hai,

Kar kar dieting hamb gayi haan,
pata ni ki ki ghaa phoos jhamb gayi haan...

Chemistry Class

Chaldi class ch ohne
ohnu khada kar liya,
chall kehndi kaaka
class chon baahr hoja,
tu ajj layi buaht pad liya,

oh kihnda madam ji
gall taan dasso ki hoyi,
main taan kise noon
kujj kiha hi nahin,
oh kehndi saari khapp

hi teri paayi hoyi hai,
kise noon taan samajh
ki laggna si mera,
main taan app addha
lecture bhull gayi haan,

ohne do charr vaar
phir minnta tarle kite,
par gusse ch laal
madam manne kitthe,

akkhar ohne bag chukkeya,
te kihnda jivein tusin kahon
ovein kar lainde haan,
class tuhaadi chad ke
ghar noon chalde haan,

madam sun ke gal
hairan ho gayi,
kihndi ghar noon
chalde haan ki matlab
hale Physics, English
te Punjabi di class payi,

aggon oh kihnda
physics waali taan
madam ji ikk braabar hai
class laayi na laayi
Sir di kuch samajh taan
laggdi nahin

te Punjabi English noon
padh ki khatt laina
IIT de paper ch ehnaa
noon koi pucchda nahin

te oh jaan hi laageya si
madam kihndi
changa changa baith jaa
par teri hun mainu
awaaz ni auni chaahidi.