Fail hon di wajah

One guy fails in his class test and a master asks in Punjabi "oye ki gall padh ke kyon ni aaya sahi sahi dass tere paniaah ne nahin taan" and the poor guy explains

Gall master ji kal kujj ehdaan hoyi si,
main kitaab chakk ke padan baitheya hi si,
ohdron mammi meri ne kitti bjaar di tyaar hoyi si,
te bjaar jaandeyaan mainu kuj kamm keh gayi si,

Keh gayi si das minute bad gas band kar dayin,
Baahr paani di awwaz aave taan motor chad dayin,
pinki noon satt waje tuition ton le aayin,
te jeep jadon lange dolu ch dudd pvaa layin,

par mainu master ji Noni ne waaj maar layi,
Kehndaa aa cricket kehediye bhai,
bass eithe hi master je mere kolon galti ho gayi,
Noni noon mere kolon naan nahin hoyi,

Main boohe Jindaa maar ke utth khadeyaa,
Siddha vich maidan de chapplan ch jaa wadeaa,
Jaande hi batting si te main jaa bat fadeyaa,
pata hi ni laageya phir kihde wele chann chadeya,

Mudeyaa haan taan mammi baar moore khadi si,
chappal ohne laa ke hatth ch hoyi phadi si,
main dekheyaa mammi nu badi garmi payi chadi si,
kunda kholyaa bas main phir lagg gayi jhadi si,

Rasoi jaa ke dekheaa daal saari macch si gayi,
utton tainki ch paini vi bhareyaa si nahin,
pinki rondi noon shiro chachi chadd ke gayi,
dudd waale di jeep vi chandri langg si gayi,

Bass master ji phir jo hona si ohio hoya,
meenh wareya chittran te mere kolon bacch ni hoya,
Pihlaa mammi ne mainu rajj ke kutteya,
phir baapu ji jadon aaye  kutt ktaapa hor vi hoya,

Mammi ne mere kolon phir cooker manj vaaya,
Ohdon baad phir bjaaron dudd laike aaya,
Mandar de naklon ton baaltiaan bhar ke liyaaya,
Pinki russi noon phir ghaintaa lai ke mnaaaya,

Bass master ji ohdon baad phir bheh khad na hoya,
Sareer da kalla kalla ang jaar jaar royaa,
kitaab chakk ke pad lavaan kayi waar socheyaa,
Par master ji kitaab chakk ke pad nahin hoya.
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Master ne kol blaa ke do maarian kann te kihnda jaa picche jaa ke bhai jaa gandi aulaad..