Ye saja aur bhi zaada hai

Ye saja to hai ke
duniyaa mein kisi ka
koi apna nahin hai,
par mere khyaal hai
ye saja aur bhi zaada hai,
ke apne hain to duniyaa mein
par use koi maanta nahin hai.

Bunty di batting

Ikkian baalaan ch ohda score si gyaaranh,
saamne waale de chaar gendaan ch hi baaranh,
ohnu badi sharam ji laggi eis gall di,
jaa ke kehnda main zara set ho laan yaara.

Oh kehnda bhai jaan gall koi ni time lao,
par match vee overaan da khyaal rakkheyo,
te captain kihnda si Bunty noon kahin waapis aa jaave,
baaki saambh lainge aape Roshan, Gaggu te Daara.

Dooje paase khada umpire vi ohnu laahntaan piyaa paave,
koi vekh ke hi akal lai lai naal diaa noon har over ch samjaave,
ikk tu kalle ne tuk tuk karke maja kharab Kita hoya e,
eh bhalan koi score hai tera pentiaan gendaan ch staaran.

Bunty vich wajj ke ohnu retire hurt kar dayin,
oye laantiaa rabb da wassta out hoja ohnu kahin,
suneha ghalleya captain te crowd ne eh,
batting karan noon uttreya jadon maidan ch Daara.

Daare ne aake khoob rang banne,
kade chokaa eis banne, kade chakka os banne,
par Bunty grehan ban ke lagg gaya us te,
run out kraa ta staarvein over ch vchaara.

Innings khatam hoyi e captain bud bud kare,
kehnda jee taan karda e kann te dharan tere,
saara tere paape de selector hon karke jhabb hai,
dass change eidu taan tainu paake karan naalon gyaaran.

Catch 22

Main wo pyaada hoon
Jo har taraf se ghir chukaa hai,
Jo chaahe ab koi bhi
chaal chaale ya naa chale
par uska marna taye hai.

Uri Attack

Jab takk tum inko khadedte haue Lahore takk nahin le jaoge,
tabb takk tum Islamabad se shaanti ka nyaaye nahin paa paoge,

Ye kaurvon ke aage matt guhaar lgaao maitri aur sandhi ki,
krishan bann ke jitni baar jaaoge lajjit hoke laut kar aaoge,

Un aman ke parindon ke kabhi sir gino jo karoorta ki bhent chad gaye,
aur socho tum aman aur chain ke nàam pe kitne sar katvaaoge,

Main jaanta hoon bheesham vidhavans aur vinaash hoga,
par tum is naye kalyug ke maahabhart ko kab takk taal paaoge,

praata ke praathna shankh ko yudh ka kisi din aagosh karna hoga,
is kalyug ke shesh naag ko barood ke bina wash nahin kar paoge,

Jab takk tum inko khadedte haue Lahore takk nahin le jaoge,
tabb takk tum Islamabad se shaanti ka nyaaye nahin paa paoge...

Dhikkar

Tum ko vote chaahiye to le jaao,
sarkaar bnaao, aish farmaao, paisa khaao,
par yahan meri gali mere mohalle mein,
desh bhakti ka dong na rchaao,

ye hum dono acchi tarah jaante hain,
kahin na kahin dil se ye maante hain,
ke watan kya hai watanprasti kya hai,

aur ye sirf wo shaksh jaanta hai jo seema ke
us paar aane waali goli ke aage seena taanta hai,
jo siachin ki thand mein binaa kisi moh ke
watan ki rakhwaali ko dharam maanta hai,

tum ho sake sacch ko sabh ke saamne laao,
jo lahoo bhaa gaye mitti ki khaatir unki jai gaao,
agar nahin hota tumse sach kaa gaan ton,
apni jhooth ki gaatha ka yoon na gungaan gaao.

Ikk shaaheed ka ghar hai mohalle ke aakhir mein,
uska beta sota nahin raat bhar deskh ki fikar mein,
aur usko ye maaloom ho gaya hai
baahar ke bjaaye andhar se desh ko khatra jaada hai,
kahin tum uske aakrosh ki bhent na chad jaao,

Tum ko vote chaahiye to le jaao,
sarkaar bnaao, aish farmaao, paisa khaao,
par yahan meri gali mere mohalle mein,
desh bhakti ka dong na rchaao....

Haaye ve rabba kyon, haaye ve rabba kyon

Tere binaa mainu koi hor na changa lagge,
tere binaa hor na koi mere dil nu fabbe,
par mere baare tera eh khyaal nahin,
haaye ve rabba kyon, haaye ve rabba kyon,

Tere naina noon jad vi dekhiye jaayiye thagge,
tere haaseyan ton wadd duniyaa te kuch na lagge,
par mere baare tera eh khyaal nahin,
haaye ve rabba kyon, haaye ve rabba kyon,

tere naal asin umraan da kar baithe waade,
apne saare saah vi tere hi naa te laa te,
par mere baare tera eh khyaal nahin,
haaye ve rabba kyon, haaye ve rabba kyon.

Door ho ke vi mainu bas aun teriyaan hi yaadan,
tu mere khyaalan vich, tu hi mere vich khaaban,
par mere baare tera eh khyaal nahin,
haaye ve rabba kyon, haaye ve rabba kyon.

Why Uber merged with Didi

Addhi addhi raat takk neend ni si aandi,
socheyaa baith ke ikk din ehdi wajah ki,
te jwaab aaya mere jehan chon fir,
deedi naal jhagda mull lai leya ose di sajah e,

Bas pher ki si utth ke savere phone laaya,
haal deedi noon apne dil da saara sunaya,
te gallan sun ke meriaan deedi vi ro payi,
kehndi Kuber bhaayia tere naal ladke
main vi roj haan khoon de hanju ro rahi,

te bass phir gallan baatan hor chid payiaan,
deedi di kudi diyaan gallan chal payiaan,
te deedi kehndi pihlaan ehne bada tang kitta,
naal aap khajal hoyi naale mainu nang kitta,
par hun jadon di mudi aa tiki hai hoyi

bass Kuber bhaayia saanu tera intezaar hai,
tere naal ladh ke jeena hoya piya dushwaar hai,
kyon naa aapan dovein ikk ho jaayiye,
kudi meri jehdi gall kehndi ohde mooh di pugaaiye,

te sun ke gall eh meri khushi da tikaana na riha,
mera taan aap ehi man hai aggon main vi kiha,
bass pher ki si dovein asin ikkathe ho gaye,
naale didi khush naale asin chain naal so rahe.

Bikkar Singh rehde waala

Naam saada bikkar Singh te pind saada pangaali aa,
eh geet asin es khushi ch likhea, motor rehde noon lwaali aa,

Pihlaan saade kol hunda si ji khota rehda,
jaan saadi noon rehnda si bada hi haaye ji jhehda,
hun ho gaya kamm sab automatic jaan badi sukhaali hai,
naam saada bikkar singh te pind saada pangaali hai....

Din vich pihlaan taan gede masan atth dass lagde si,
bauhat load chakkan ton vi asin taan jhakkde si,
hun befikar ho ke laa dayi de gede chaali chaali aa,
naam saada bikkar singh te pind saada pangaali aa,

Chann chad de tikk hun taan ghar noon mud ke aa jaayida,
Khaali sadka te shaam noon rehda khoob bhajaayida,
naale aap sukhi te naale khush ghar waali aa,
naam saada bikkar singh te pind saada pangaali aa...