ਚਿੜੀਆਂ: 2015

Asin Zindgi eini ku uljaa layi hai

Asin Zindgi eini ku uljaa layi hai,
kujj pata hi ni lagda ki galat ki sahi hai,
bass aivien hi kise paase ture jaane haan,
pata nahin turnaa chaahida ke nahin hai,
asin Zindgi eini ku uljaa layi hai....

Jitthe kite vi jaa ke tikaana bnaayida,
do chaar naal kise tarah dil laa layi da,
kujh aap te kujh agle noon banda saahara,
bhaavein pata kite koi aapna koi nahin hai,
asin Zindgi eini ku uljaa layi hai....

Te kamm daa taan hai kujh chir to aisa,
bass kar dayi daa karan da milda paisa,
sochi da nahin ajj kall tarakki baare,
sacch hun dil noon maya da moh nahin hai,
asin Zindgi eini ku uljaa layi hai....

Te kade kade dil injj hai karan nu karda,
har ghar da baar moore jaake khadjaa,
te aakha eh zindgi aivein waadu ji nahi,
par injj kehna te karna mumkin nahin hai,
asin Zindgi eini ku uljaa layi hai....

An average working person's life

Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e,
je kamm bauhtaa kariye taan ghar rola painda e,
par sarda kise paaseyon vi naa sunke nahin,
te ise karke gall ikk roj laal karvauna painda e,
Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e....

panj ware kamm karan magron ikk gaddi layi si,
pota pota loo loo rooh takk meri khid payi si,
te papa hun puraani Ritz vech ke Skoda lai lavo,
Chinu mainu roz bzaar jaandeya eh kihnda e,
Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e...

Dass ware hoye kamm kar deya ikk plaat liya si,
kishtaan bhari jaane kita uste hale kakkh nahin,
jwaayi ji ghar paun da koi iraada hai ke nahin,
tize chauhthe sauhra mera phone kar taane denda e,
Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e...

teraan were hoye kamm kar deya tinku jamm piya,
sass te maa meri daa siro jodi daa laahma liya,
par phir oh hi kharche oil, naipi, medicine, toys,
te batuaa waang faikraan mud khaali rihanda e,
Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e...

pandraan ware hoye kamm kardeya saah lainda si,
vohti meri aake kehndi ji switzerland jaana nahin,
waada pura kardaa haan taan saara budget wigda,
na karaan taan phir shaadi noon khatra painda e,
Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e...

veeh ware hoye kamm kardeyaa thakk ke diggya haan,
dharamraj de boohe noon bass choo ke mudeyaa saan,
do hafte hi bass guzar sann manze te paye noon,
kehan laage sab chalo kamm eh taan chalda rehnda e,
Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e...

pacchi ware hoye kamm karde kharche lakk bhan sutteya e,
Chinu de Vyaavan de fikar ne utton jhammb sutteya e,
bani jehdi aa oh hun nibedni taan paini aa,
par kiven te kadd da fikraa waad wadd painda e,
Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e...

teeh ware hoye kamm kardeyaan Chinu ton farag hoye,
tinku da college te shaadi de fikraan hun nede hoye,
Ritz puraani viyaah vich chinu noon deni payi,
daftar hun metro vich khadke jaana painda e,
Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e...

penti ware hoye kamm karedeya saah aukha aunda e,
tinku di viyaah de vich bass hun mahina rehnda e,
plaat vech ke te kujj hor rolaa tinku kitta set,
bass hun aish hi aish hai dil kehnda e,
Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e...

chatti wareh hoye kamm karedya damm nikal gaya,
akkhan mood na khulliyaan siddha agan bhet paya,
te rooh jaandi eh lokaan noon hokaan dendi e,
kamm ni mukkde bande de banda mukk jaanda e,
Je kamm thoda kariye taan boss gaalan denda e...

Asin shailar kaahda lai baithe

Asin shailar kaahda lai baithe,
asin ittan daa bhattha vi band kraa baithe,
Cholaan noon challe si hatth paan,
pakki mitti ton vi hatth dhwaa baithe,
asin shailar kaahda lai baithe...

Socheyaa si chaar paise kmaavange,
Mandi Dabwaali to patthar mangaavange,
Ludhiaane kothi paavange,
asin taan Moge waala ghar vi gwaa baithe,
asin shailar kaahda lai baithe...

Dil vich reejan sann bacche khoob padaavange,
kudi noon doon school padne paavange,
munde noon amrikaa ton pdaayi karaavange,
par asin taan primary da hi karjaa chdaa baithe,
asin shailar kaahda lai baithe...

Ki ki naa dil vich hor vi chaa si,
nangde tappde lokin kehnge waah bhai,
Khaandan di har thaan hundi shaava paayi,
par asin taan javan hi nakk wadaa baithe,
asin shailar kaahda lai baithe...

Changa bhala tabbar pali jaanda si,
thoda si thoda hor rali jaanda si,
rajj ke khaande si sari jaanda si,
avein chod chod ch jhugga chod karvaa baithe,
asin shailar kaahda lai baithe...

Yaar tum kitni baatein karti ho

Yaar tum kitni baatein karti ho,
yaar tum bilkul bhi na thakkti ho,
kitna kehta hoon thoda kamm bola karo,
par tum jara amal na karti ho,
yaar tum kitni baatein karti ho...

Aaj tumhaare office mein kya hua?
kyon ro rahi rhi thi akeli Mrs Dua,
mujhe inn sabb baato se kya lena,
tum mujhse ye sab baatein kyon karti ho,
yaar tum kitni baatein karti ho...

Parson tumne mujhse kya kaha thaa,
10 tareek ko main late kyon huaa thaa,
mujhe nahin rehta yaad kitna kuch,
tum mujhse aise swaal kyon karti ho,
yaar tum kitni baatein karti ho...

Aur khud se Jo karti rehti ho baatein,
phir un sab pe tumhaari mujhse swaalatein,
sach main to pareshan ho gaya hoon,
aur tum bhi pareshan si rehti ho,
yaar tum kitni baatein karti ho...

Maine tumhaari ab takk lakh suni hai,
kabhi ek bhi gayi nahin unsuni hai,
tum meri ek sun lo aur maan lo,
jaada nahin thoda sa hi kam kar lo,
yaar tum kitni baatein karti ho....

Jeevan ke is maahabhart mein

Jeevan ke is maahabhart mein,
mujhe akele hi chalna hoga,
paandav to phir paanch the,
par mujh akele abhimanyu ko hi,
sab kaurvon ko khuchalana hoga,
jeevan ke is maahabhart mein...

Dhanush ke naam pe hai paas mere,
bass lakdi ki ek khappachi si,
jis pe kasi hui hai dor koi,
patli si daage si kacchi si,
bass isi se hi sab ko dalna hoga,
jeevan ke is maahabhart mein...

Hai apna nahin koi Krishan saarthi,
jo har duvidaa mein samjhaa sake,
jo karan koi maha shoorvir aaye saamne,
to use mere hit ke liye niptaa sake,
mujhe sab kuch swayam hi karna hoga,
jeevan ke is maahabhart mein...

par main sochoon maine kya khoyaa hai,
par main sochoon mujhe kya paana hai,
to dil kehta hai ke kisi aur ke kahe
karte hain kuch to paate abhi daana hain,
tumhe is bandhan ko tod nikalna hoga,
jeevan ke is maahabhart mein...

A logical deduction

With love comes care,
with care comes fear,
with fear comes control,
with control comes restrictions,
with restrictions comes friction,
with friction rises indifference,
with indifference comes distance,
with distance rises hatred,
with hatred ends love.

Hence love destroys love.

Subaah Savere

Ohde saahavn de vich saah si,
manje de paawe kol ohdi thardi payi chaah si,

ohne baari vich rakhi matthi si,
ohne manjje to chaadar kitti katthi si,

oh wadde munde noon waajan si launda piya,
chote noon si oh khich khich uthaunda piya,

wadda munda phir ohda naah ke aaya,
wehde ch si paani da jivein hadd aaya,

poonj paanjh ke munde noon thoda tyaar kitta,
phir bokar laa ke paani wehdeyion baahr kitta,

mud aa jraaban chdaaian munde de pairan utte,
par paalash naa si ohde school waale jutte,

phir pai gaya fikar ohnu jutte palash karan da,
duje paase suiyaan clock te khadan naa,

jutte paalash kar munde de ohne pairin paaye,
gall vich ohnu munde de taayi na nazri aaye,

labbhi badi ohne par ohnu kite naa thaaye,
maa munde di noon akk ke oh waajan laaye,

bud bud kardi maa munde di kamre vich aayi,
tatti gayi tatti aayi labb ohne matthe maari taayi,

roti khaan munda phir ohne mej te ljaa baahya,
praunthe da munde naksha bnaaya par tukk tod mooh na paaya,

auto baahr moohre eine noon aa khadeyaa,
cheti cheti kar chal hunn oh munde noon ladeyaa,

tiffin munde de baste paaya, bastaa mode te latkaaya,
kise taraah bass chdaaya, parauntha ohde hatth fdaaya,

chote noon phir aake mud waajan launda,
kanno khich ke ohnu manjeyon uthaunda,

nvaa dhvaa ke phir ohnu vi tyaar hai karda,
jutte choti sarkaar de vi hai paalash karda,

moon de vich tod tod ke ohde burkiyaan paave,
kade duddh da glass ohde chakk ke moonh noon laave,

rupaiyaa ohne munde di phir jebi paaya,
khabhi baanh ton chakk ke ohne scooter te bhaaya,

school jaande noon principal khariyaan khariyaan sunaunda,
gaalan khaa munde noon class ch baah mud ghar aaunda,

ghar aake phir thakk tutt ke manjje te oh painda,
haaye oye rabba kamm subaah savere mehne rabb noon dainda,

te vohti appni noon kihnda ghainta ku rabb karke mainu naa uthaayin,
kar kar mashkatt thakk gaya mainu hunn badi neend hai aayi.

Don't try to be, let it be

Don't try to be, let it be,
then the wonders will happen,
then a magic you will see,
don't try to be, let it be.

Ameer ka beta

Mere ghar se kuch door
ek ghar hai,
jo hmaare aath kamron,
teen gaadiyon,teen naukron waale
ghar se kahin saada hai,
jimein sirf itne hi
saajo smaan hain ke,
bass kisi tarah
roz ka guzaara ho sake,

aur us ghar mein,
ek ladka rehta hai,
jo ke mera humumar hai,
jo meri tarah hi abhi
baarah saal ka hai aur
mere school ke saamne
ek chote se school mein
meri tarah hi, saatvin
kakshaa mein padta hai.

yoon mera usse koi
waasta nahin hai,
na main use, na wo mujhe
hum mein se koi bhi
ek doosre ko jaanta nahin hai,
aur wo aksar hmaare
ghar ke saamne se
gujartaa rehta hai.

mujhe uske hmaare
ghar ke saamne se gujarne
se bhi koi gilaa nahin,
par mere dilo jaan
tabb dard se
bilbilaa uthte hain,
jab kabhi bhi mere waalid,

khud ghar ke darwaaje
pe jaake, use andhar
aane ke liye kehte hain
apne sab kaam chod ke
usse baate karne laggte hain,
use mohabbat se
apne paas bitha lete hain,

aur usse poochte rehte hain,
kisi cheez ki jaroorat to nahin hai,
aur kabhi kabhi dekha hai
maine wo usko dene liye
pars se paise nikaalte hain,
par wo har baar lene se
inkaar kar deta hai,

aur mera ye bharam ke,
usko kisi cheez ka laalch hai,
har baar toot ke
chakna choor ho jaata hai,
main jitna chaahta hoon
use bhoolna, utna hi
wo mere zehan mein
aur gehra hota jaata hai,

maine ammi se kayi baar
shikayat ki hai, ke wo
hmaare ghar kyon aata hai,
abba usko bulaa ke
apne paas kyon bithaa lete hain,
to ammi har baar,
mujhe ye keh ke chupp kra deti hai,
to tera kya leta hai,
tu kyon apna dil dukhaata hai,

par naa jaane kyon
is masle mein kisi ki
koi bhi baat se
mujhe chain nahin aata hai,
main jab bhi use dekhta hoon
mere jee ghabraata hai,
mujhe ek sharmindgi ek zillat
si mehsoos hoti rehti hai,

upar se mera abba ka,
kabhi kabhi akasmaat ye kehna,
mujhe usmein apna beeta hua
kal nazar aata hai,
uski aankhon mein ek ajeeb
si tadap hai, mujhe us mein
ek bada khaab palta huaa
nazar aata hai,

aur ye sab aqeedat bhari baate
sunke, mera ranjj aur bad jaata hai,
mera khoon ubalne laggta hai,
yahan se kahin door nikal
jaaon mera ji chaahta hai,
mujhe kabhi kisi cheez ki
zindgi mein kamin nahin khali thi
par jab usko dekhta hoon
mujhe wo bada ameer aur apna aap
bada gareeb nazar aata hai.

Few couplets

Zindgi mein Jo guzrein to kabhi kisi dar ko thokar maarte na jaayein,
jaane kab kahan kisi din waqt ke haathon bheekh maangni pad jaaye.

Zindgi ke bhi ajeeb hisaab kitaab hain,
Kahin keechad mein Kamal hai,
Kahin kaanton se gira gulaab hai.

Karke jtaa diyaa,
ikk brabar hai,
kiya ya na kiya.

To Jesus Christ

Usne umar bhar logon ka kiya,
Jo chod gaye the
mushqil halaaton mein saath uska,
usne bure waqt mein,
unke liye bhi tan man waar diyaa,

usko koi bhi mila raste mein,
dushman chaahe dost,
usne kabhi fark nahin kiya,
sabke liye usne duaaein maange,
hass ke sabko sajjda kiya,

usne kabhi kise se
kuch maanga nahin,
apne haqq ka bhi ultaa,
usne jaroorat mando ke,
paaon mein haste haste
mohabbat se rakh diya,

aur jab log apne gunaaho
pe parda daalne ke liye
use patthar maarte the,
sooli pe chdaathe the,
aakhiri saanson mein
duaaon ke phoolon se
usne unka daaman bhar diya,

Usko log duniyaa mein aaj
khudaa aise hi nahin maante,
usne apni zindgi ke har pal
roshni baanti aur har andhere
ko apni rooh mein samet liya.

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
main taan haan kise dukaan to millan waali 2 rupayee di sasti ji goond koi, jis ne jild ch kaagaz saambh ke rakhe hoye ne kayi,

main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
ikk patli te naukili jihi mekh koi, jisne thodiaan diaan chotaan sehke, jisne apna sir bhanvaa ke fatte aapas jod rakhe ne kayi,

main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
Kise darwaaze kise khidki te laggi mamooli jihi chitni koi, jo jhakhdan daa jor seh ke vi darwaaze te baariaan noon kandhaan naal bhidan dindi nayi,

main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
Ikk dhaaga kise reel da jisne apnaa aap gvaa ke tote jod rakkhe ne kapde kayi jisde jodaan karan sab di izzat hai dhaki hoyi,

main ki haan kujh vi nahin,
Koi saade jihe tasme kise 2 ware de baal de bootan de, jiss naal boot kasse hoye ne pair ch, jiss naal boot nikkal ke khiskde nahin,

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin,
main taan haan bass ikk chota jiha, saada jiha, maamoli jiha kirdar, jisnu wadaa banana di koi taang nahin,

jo har wele ch sochda rihnda usne apnaa farz poori tarah nibhaaya ke nahin, jisnu eh fikar hai rehndi har waqt us ton koi galti taan nahin ho gayi.

Main ki haan kujj vi nahin.

Fail hon di wajah

One guy fails in his class test and a master asks in Punjabi "oye ki gall padh ke kyon ni aaya sahi sahi dass tere paniaah ne nahin taan" and the poor guy explains

Gall master ji kal kujj ehdaan hoyi si,
main kitaab chakk ke padan baitheya hi si,
ohdron mammi meri ne kitti bjaar di tyaar hoyi si,
te bjaar jaandeyaan mainu kuj kamm keh gayi si,

Keh gayi si das minute bad gas band kar dayin,
Baahr paani di awwaz aave taan motor chad dayin,
pinki noon satt waje tuition ton le aayin,
te jeep jadon lange dolu ch dudd pvaa layin,

par mainu master ji Noni ne waaj maar layi,
Kehndaa aa cricket kehediye bhai,
bass eithe hi master je mere kolon galti ho gayi,
Noni noon mere kolon naan nahin hoyi,

Main boohe Jindaa maar ke utth khadeyaa,
Siddha vich maidan de chapplan ch jaa wadeaa,
Jaande hi batting si te main jaa bat fadeyaa,
pata hi ni laageya phir kihde wele chann chadeya,

Mudeyaa haan taan mammi baar moore khadi si,
chappal ohne laa ke hatth ch hoyi phadi si,
main dekheyaa mammi nu badi garmi payi chadi si,
kunda kholyaa bas main phir lagg gayi jhadi si,

Rasoi jaa ke dekheaa daal saari macch si gayi,
utton tainki ch paini vi bhareyaa si nahin,
pinki rondi noon shiro chachi chadd ke gayi,
dudd waale di jeep vi chandri langg si gayi,

Bass master ji phir jo hona si ohio hoya,
meenh wareya chittran te mere kolon bacch ni hoya,
Pihlaa mammi ne mainu rajj ke kutteya,
phir baapu ji jadon aaye kutt ktaapa hor vi hoya,

Mammi ne mere kolon phir cooker manj vaaya,
Ohdon baad phir bjaaron dudd laike aaya,
Mandar de naklon ton baaltiaan bhar ke liyaaya,
Pinki russi noon phir ghaintaa lai ke mnaaaya,

Bass master ji ohdon baad phir bheh khad na hoya,
Sareer da kalla kalla ang jaar jaar royaa,
kitaab chakk ke pad lavaan kayi waar socheyaa,
Par master ji kitaab chakk ke pad nahin hoya.
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Master ne kol blaa ke do maarian kann te kihnda jaa picche jaa ke bhai jaa gandi aulaad..

Navin Ammi

Ikk din raano noon,
us di ammi ne bada hi kutteyaa,
itna kutteyaa,itna kutteyaa,
kutt kutt bhann hi sutteya.

Rondi rondi raano utth ke,
vehdeyon kamre chali gayi,
aan de baapu noon shaam noon,
teri khair nahin kehndi rahi.

Shaam noon baapu jadd usda aaya,
haal hwaal usne usnu sunaaya,
moonh te unlgaa de nishaan,
sajji baanh te piya neel vikhaaya.

Dekh ke sun ke saara haal usda
baapu kehnda dhiye maadi hoyi,
aapne dhidd di aandar noon
kuttdi hai kadd maan ehdaan koi.

Te phir kehnda o meri raano dhiye,
kall isnu main sajaa diyaanga,
isnu puraane bjaar chadd aavanga,
te tainu navin ammi liya diyaanaga.

Baapu di eh gall sun ke,
raano hakki bakki reh gayi,
haan naa kujj vi bol saki na,
gall usde si dil te lagg gayi.

Te ekdam baapu di bukkal chon utth ke,
nange pairi rasoi wall daud payi,
chimbad gayi jaa maan apni naal,
te kehan laggi main hi kupati kalmoyi.

Kheer kheer kheer kheer,
kitne dina di main hi zidd si fadi hoyi,
te ajj toon itni mehnat naal jadd bnaayi,
meri hatth karni kaaran kise naseeb na hoyi.

Toon waar waar mainu kehndi rahi,
vehde ch zara kudiye khed sambhal ke,
kheer rakhi hoyi hai thandi hon noon,
dekhi kite patili theda lagg ke na palat je.

Gall teri main par unsuni kardi rahi,
kujj khyaal na kitta ke maan kujj kehndi payi,
te aakhar tainu jisda darr si,
mere pair di thokar naal patili muddh gayi.

Sunn ke baat usdi maa rano godi chakk layi,
te kehan laggi jehdi gayi so gayi,
dikhaa mainu tere kitthe kitthe laggi aa,
te chunni de palle naal sek den lagg payi.

Te phir kujj chir magro raano hassdi kehdi,
mud jaa aapne baapu paas khaloi,
te kehan laggi baapu rehan de navin ammi noon,
ehio theek hai isdi jagah ni lai sakdi koi.

AB De Villiers poem in Punjabi,best of luck SA -- 2105 World Cup

Eh sone da hundaa je cup sohneya,
Tere kadmaa ch dinde rakh sohneya,
Eh taan hai par world cup sohneya,
Saadi wareyaan to ehde te akkh sohneya,

Asin kayi waari to eh harde aaye haan,
Ki dassiye ki ki dukh zarde aaye haan,
Door samoondron pher tarde aaye haan,
Cup laike aawange waade karke aaye haan,

Saade ton door raho saade te khoon swaar hai,
Bass saanu cup chaahida baaki sab bekaar hai,
Balle gendaa chukk liyo eh saadi lalkaar hai,
Ajj tuhaanu hraake asin karnaa baahr hai.

Semi final jitt ke ajj eithon asin hi jaavange,
Final ch jihda aaya moohre ohda vi mor bnaavange,
eis waari sonh khaa ke aaya khalli hatth na jaavange,
Cup lain aaye haan cup laike hi jaavange.
Cup lain aaye haan cup laike hi jaavange.

Two kind of people

Two kind of people always
have problems in their life

One who cannot do anything,
and have to find something,
others who can do lot of things,
and have to stick to something.

Koi baniye ki dukaan nahin hai

Har ek baat pe sochte ho,
ke is mein kya faayda hai,

sab faayda hi hai na,
kahin kuch nuksaan to nahin hai,

are itna mat gabraaya karo,
zar zindgi ko khull ke jiyo,

ye zindgi hai zindgi hai,
koi baniye ki dukaan nahin hai.

People of Andher Nagri

They do not expect justice from anyone,
they always keep two bullets in their gun,
one to blow out the other persons brains,
one to to do themselves after that the same.

Masihaa

/***************Masihaa**********************/
You throw a stone at him,
and he greets back with you a garland,

you hurl abuses at him,
and he busts into Gayatri mantra chants,

you kick him you slap him,
is your hand hurting he will ask you back,

you stare at him with angry eyes,
with a smile he will defend and attack,

he the enlightened one walks,
on this earth not for his needs,

but to cure one and all,
who so ever at the hand of evil bleeds.

No Space

He died yesterday night in his sleep,
for whole morning the family grieved,
and in evening with their hearts still heavy,
they decided to find a place for deceased.

So two men went to caretaker of cemetery,
and to him humbly presented their case,
to which he replied, come next month as some
graves are expiring, for now there is no space.

A cup of tea

It was a clear and sunny morning,
my fellow passenger beside me was still snoring,

The bus after ten hour journey has come to halt,
asked the driver, just a stop sir, no fault,

i peeped out of window to check the scene,
a small motel, a hut and fields lush green,

and saw a lady too with a cup of tea,
which she threw away in disgust whatever reason be,

the cup tumbled and spilled into a puddle,
got mixed into the muddy water and created few bubbles,

and even before the bubbles had settled down,
came an earthen and pale dog around,

the poor soul licked it till it tasted sweet,
and probably still hungry the poor retreat,

the bus from that place has since moved on,
but the scene in my memory keeps flashing on and on.

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