Strict Principal

The Principal,
ABC public school,
Talwandi Bhai.

Tainu ki pata tere ton kinna asin darde aan,
paani waali botal vi addhi chutti wele dar dar ke bharde aan,

tera pata hi nahin lagda toon aake kehdi kaapi mang laini aa,
raati utth utth ke vi kayi waari taan asin bag check karde aan,

moonh aapna dhon te launde asin do chaar minute vi nahin,
par boot asin roj addha addha ghainta polish karde aan,

te waalan da style bhaaven saade rahe na rahe,
pant diyaan kareezan da asin khyaal puraa karde aan,

kayi waari dil hoya kar ke dekhiye labh ch tajurba koi,
bass ikk tere karke asin eh kamm ton garej karde aan,

te math da swaal koi pucchan aaje ohnu mana kar dayidaa,
katthe dekh liya do jaaneyan noon tu taan innj hi kehna khapp karde aa,

bass kitaaba vich saara din chupp chaap sir guddi rakkhi da,
bhaavein palle pave na pave tera veham kaim rehnda bacche padde aa.

Yours obediently,
Sunny Mittal,
Class IX,
Roll no 29.