Kujj hor khaan noon jee karda hai

Kar kar dieting hamb gayi haan,
pata ni ki ki ghaa phoos jhamb gayi haan,

hun mera ehna sab ton parein hatke,
kujj hor khaan noon jee karda hai,

pyaaz, tmaatar, kheere eh vi koi khaan waali cheez hai,
mera taan hun butter naan khaan noon jee karda hai,

nimbu paani pee pee ke moon hi koda hoya piya,
hun hor siha ni jaanda piste waali kulfi khaan da ji karda hai,

garm paani ch shehad paa paa ke kadd takk main peevan,
hun mera botal chon limca paan da ji karda hai,

Main ni hona slim slum main ni jaana gym gum,
mera taan hun pizza hut jaan noon jee karda hai,

Ajeeb je haalat hoye paye ne dil de,
hun taan kade kade paan di vi jaa karde hai,

Kar kar dieting hamb gayi haan,
pata ni ki ki ghaa phoos jhamb gayi haan...