Once in a while

Once in a while
you should go
and meet a man
who is absolute brute,

a useless, a callous
junk who in
worldly terms is
crude and destitute,

who in the name of work
has just grand plans,
but never even once
he has himself proved,

whose whole days
are spent in finding flaws,
conjecturing how the
world will be a better place
were it governed by his laws,

yes to such a man
you should present yourself,
and let him pass upon you
his judgement,

for he is the ultimate
basher and the critic,
who will rip you of
all your medals and
leave with you nothing,

he will for free
find all your shortcomings,
and open the doors
to success and winnings.