Garib te anpad

Ohi sbhaavan launde ne,
ohi khaali hatth mudke aunde ne,
ohi votaan moohre ho ho paunde ne,
ohi panj saal beh ke phir ronde ne,
garib te anpad kinne bhole honde ne.

Usne mujhe praaya kiya yoon karke

Usne mujhe praaya kiya yoon karke,
mushkilon mein hote huae bhi mujhse chupaakar ke,

main samajhta hoon ye bhi uski chaahat hai,
ki kisi haal mein bhi wo dekhna na chaahte mujhe fikar mein,

par mere liye ye baat bauhat swaal khade karti hai,
ke kya main kaabil nahin hoon imtihaane Ishq ke,

kya ye jaayez hai main unki khushiyon kaa ikk lamhaa bhi paaon,
jab main nahin thaa jab wo guzre the sehraa e gham se,

main chaahta hoon main bhi pathjad ke mausmon se gujroon,
taan ki sakoon e baahar mein mujhe sharmindgi na lage,

aur phir jab kabhi hum waqt ke panne palat ke dekhein,
kinn tufaano se guzar aaye ye khush ho sakein hum gin ke.

Ponga Pandit

Aaj mere shehar ka wo
sabse mashhoor pandit hai,
kal jise dasvin ke chaar mazmoonon
mein fail hone pe,
logon ne ye kaha thaa,
is saa hamne dekha nikamma nahin,
aur ab wahaan aur sab galat hain
ek usi ka hai rekha ganit sahi.

Kahin koi khuda nahin

Uska dil nahin bhara
itna tmaahsa dekh kar bhi,
bas yahi wajah hai
mere maanne ki
Ke kahin koi khuda nahin.

Baatcheet nahin to ye to nahin ke tera khyaal bhi nahin

Baatcheet nahin to ye to nahin
ke tera khyaal bhi nahin,
Sach maan sir ke ek hisse ki zameen
teri fikar mein hai banjar hui.

Ab ke jab kabhi phir milenge
to main ye daawa kartaa hoon,
tumko milke lagega ek do lamho
se jaada apne beech doori nahin,
baatcheet nahin to ye to nahin...

Ye to galat hamne soch ko dhaal rakha
jo pass hai bas wahi hai apna,
kabhi dekho dharti aur chaand sitaaron ko
ke roshni kahan se kahan chal rahi,
baatcheet nahin to ye to nahin...

Ye zindgi hai kya karein aise hi chalti
kisi ka ispe koi bas kahan,
na chaahte huae dhoop mein nikalna padta,
warnaa chaaon kisko pyaari nahin,
baatcheet nahin to ye to nahin...

A relationship

I am neither being able to keep it,
nor being able to kill it,

neither able to feed it,
nor being able to starve it,

neither being able to embrace it,
nor being able to divorce it,

all I have is double-mindedness,
and the pain that come's with it,

I do not want to risk things,
for I am not sure I am good for it,

and she keeps on flirting without accepting,
not sure what her intentions are behind it.

Love - Freinds and Family

Love everyone,
but your family and
close friends more,
For they are one,
Who stay back
to clean it up
when the party is over.

Return

Usne saari umar kisi se
udhaar pe byaaj na liya,
Jo naa bhi lotaa saka,
usse kabhi wasool na kiya,
ye asal wajah naa thi
uske tabaah hone ki,
asal wajah to ye thi ke
usne jahan bhi dil diya,
kisi ne bhi umar bhar
ke liye mehfoos na kiya.

Laughter

There are three ways
of creating laughter,
one is by being humorous,
other is by being joker,
And last is by mocking,
and no doubt most people
are good at the last one only
because for first two
you need both heart and talent.

Half Fry

Every time I see a half fry,
It forces me to say,
What an unfateful state
that is to be in,
half living, half dead.

A Secret

Let me tell you a little secret here,
the secret to enjoy your work,
the secret to get up and fight again,
when you are face down in the dirt.

And the secret is to get back to the why?
the Why you started to do this thing
the joy which kept you up day and night
well before it has earned you anything.

Purpose

Give a man some purpose and he is ready to die,

take that away and he won't even move his hand to stir a fly.

Amrikaa kaada chala gaya aan

Amrikaa kaada chala gaya aan,
pata nahin lokaan mainu ki samajh liya aa,
jede kol bhehna mere kolon udhaar mangan deyaa hai,
main kivein samjhaavan lokaan noon main taan aap karze ch chal riha aan,
 
Amrikaa kaada chala gaya aan...

Jehde ghare jaana bauhata hi ho riha ijjat maan,
pappu pappu chadd ke Pankaj beta keh ke sab paye bulaan,
har koi kadd riha mere naal navin jaan pehchaan,
te naale mainu rishteyaan di dass paa riha hai,

Amrikaa kaada chala gaya aan..
Kamm koi hove lokin mainu sadd lainde ne,
Jihdiaan munda kave oh tailan laa do mistry noon ikk uncle kehnde ne,
te AC beta ain kehdi company da lwaaiye gwaand waale pucchde rehnde ne,
mainu samajh ni aandi lokaan noon ho ki gaya aa,
Amrikaa kada chala gaya aan...

Lokin kaise kaise swaal paye aa ke karde ne,
beta paani waali motor othe kinni waari chadde je,
te bijli de katt othe kinni waari din ch laggde ne,
mera taan jwaab de de ke dimaag chakkeya piya aa,
Amrikaa kada chala gaya aan...

Zindgi asin gairaan de hath de ditti

Zindgi asin gairaan de hath de ditti,
bauhat asan ne waddi eh galti keeti,
saade sufneyaan di kabar di neeh bnaa ke,
lok apne khaaban di imaarat khadi kar leeti.

Dil noon jad kade vi jitthe kite laaya,
othon na kujj khatteya na kujj paaya,
har waari leero leer hoe majnu wangu,
dar dar di thokar vich inaam mohabbat jitti,
Zindgi asin gairaan de hath de ditti...

Rabb de bande ho nikle saan bhala karan,
chaahya kuj noon roji mile bacche skool padan,
par aise hadd hraami te gande nikle lokin,
ral ohna ne asade hi ghar aa chori keeti,
Zindgi asin gairaan de hath de deeti...

Kujj eitbaar hai do chaar yaaran da,
kujj shaara hai ginvein chunvein pyaaran da,
par sach kehne hain sachin mar jaavange,
je ehna cho ikk ne vi horaan wangu keeti,
Zindgi asin gairaan de hath de deeti...

A reading of the low self esteemed eyes

People want to talk occasionally to me,
I think that is good enough for me,
I think love and feelings are too precious things,
i do not expect anyone to share it with me.

 In need someone comes and ask me for help,
someone thinks me to be trustworthy to be present at their yelp,
I think that much is good enough,
I don't expect someone to be friends with me.

A small job I want to be sure that I can do well,
and my boss saying this one you can do I can tell,
i think that should be good enough,
I don't expect a team to be lead by me.

And of all my art works if someone comes and see,
gets even impressed by the hours of effort and quantity,
I think that should be good enough,
I don't expect them to live till eternity.

People want to talk occasionally to me,
I think that is good enough for me..

Hey Suzzie

Hey Suzzie,
if you are thinking
we will get along,
i wanna tell you
you are thinking wrong,
because i will do the things
the way i like to do,
and you cannot see
something not according to you,

Hey Suzzie,
You are the kind of woman
who gets up at six in the morning,
and you are at home by the time
it is six in the evening,
but i am the kind of man
who hates all kind of routines
walks into the office at 2 in noon
and works till the last star can be seen.

Hey Suzzie,
you are the kind of woman
who even likes to iron the jeans
who wants the things to be perfect
like they are in dreams
and i am the kind of man
happy living life little rough
spending time on little things
which is just good enough

Hey Suzzie,
you wanna have a nice home
and a shiny little car,
save money for old age
and drink occasionaly at bar
but i have different plans
i want to experience the world
buy a nice little van,
and roam in that near and far,
Hey Suzzie....

Tales of despair

I was not always this ugly,
I believed in helping the needy,
once a long time back,
I gave my old shoes and jeans
to a boy in rags who was freezing,
two days after, again I met him
he was again in rags and bare foot
asked him where are the jeans
and the shoes, he did not answer me,
now I pass by everyone like i did not see..

I was not always so unfriendly,
met everyone cheerfully and gladly,
once a long time back I told
my pains and secrets to a so called friend,
next day the whole street was mocking me,
dug and found out that it was he,
and i stopped sharing my pains,
though open to cheer and glee...

And who believed in the system
and rules more than me,
but once I was standing in the
queue to apply for a college seat,
the admission officer said let him come ahead,
you go home General Category,
I appealed, I cried, stop this change it,
but they did not pay any heed to me...

And long long back I loved life,
I liked everyday of existence and living,
but than I went through the things,
which totally shocked and shook me,
I saw the invisible cracks in every relationship,
i got convinced that even my existence is burdening,
and from that day to till date I am half dying half living,
and never again i could any beauty in life see..

Science my religion, reason my God

Science my religion,
reason my God,
to uncover and unearth
the mysteries of the universe,
i search and explore...

i set aside few principles
i build upon them,
i see the reality
i explain it through them,
if they are not working
i change or discard them,
nothing is cast in stone,
Science my religion...

We revere and stand in
awe of those, who
have gone before us,
we welcome the opinions
and thoughts contradictory
without any fuss,
to us progress is more important
than maintaining the
status quo, on and on,
science my religion..

i may not yet have
all the answers,
i may not have
solved all the problems,
but for whatever i have
you can see and reason,
i do not deceive the people
that only a chosen one
can hear the universe's song,
science my religion..

for there is nothing
in universe which is perfect
and does not have limitations
i humbly accept mine,
i work hard to solve
what i could solve in my lifetime,
and to the next generations
than i pass on the baton,
science my religion..

Rabba pesh kar hun navein nzaare

Ohio chaan te ohio taare,
rabba pesh kar hun navein nzaare.

Chad da e din te painde e raat,
sadaiaan puraani ho gayi e baat,
koi taan yaar navin gall suna de,
Ohio chaan te ohio taare...

phull, boote, pashu panchi,
aadam, te jee janor ji,
sab laggde jaane pechaane,
koi navin kism upjaa de,
Ohio chaan te ohio taare...

phaad, nadiaan, jheel jharne,
jangal, maaruthal sab phir le,
koi hun navan rang jmaa de,
Ohio chaan te ohio taare...

te mere hisse vi ki,
bas do khushbooan,
kamm jaan phir kavita,
koi booti navein sungaa de,
Ohio chaan te ohio taare...

Kitna khush kismat hai samandar

Kitna khush kismat hai samandar,
khud aa gayi saara rasta tai karke nadi,

wo chaand suraj se athkehliaan karta raha,
nadi aayi jhel ke paas uske har traasdi,

usko jara sa bhi ishq mein na badalna pada,
ultaa nadi ne usmein milke mitaayi apni khudi,

na aah bhari raatein, na udaase din, na ginhone
shadyantra, na sunapan usko na sehna pada kuch bhi,

raaste mein ghane jangal, toofan aur aandhiaan,
baand ki bandishein usko na dekhna pada kuch bhi,

Kitna khush kismat hai samandar,
khud aa gayi saara rasta tai karke nadi....

Salesman - A Limerick

Once i became friend's with a man in Bangalore,
inquired his age and he was forty four,
his purpose to sell me an insurance policy,
which i denied to buy wholly,
and since that day we have not talked anymore.

Main saari fikar, main saare gam

Main saari fikar, main saare gam,
sab pareshaanian, sab uljhan,
sab se riha ho jaata hoon,
main jab un ki sohbat paata hoon.

Main ikk thake haare parinde sa,
Jo aaya ho khol darwaaja pinjre ka,
phir udne phir gaane lagta hoon,
un mansarovar ke paaniyon mein
jab nhaa aata hoon,
main saari phikar, main saare gam..

Main kisi peer ki majhaar pe hoon jaise,
main apni sarkar ke ghar hoon jaise,
ikk hajj si lagta hai ho gayi jaise,
sajjde mein jab unko sar jhukaa aata hoon,
main saari phikar, main saare gam..

Kuch paana nahin aur jagg se mujhe,
Kuch de nahin sakta aur jagg ab mujhe,
bas ab to jagg chaahe jo maang le mujhse,
itna bhara bhara sa khud ko paata hoon,
main saari phikar, main saare gam...

Mera taan shaadi ton eitbaar hi utth gaya e

Main dekheya lokin duniaa te ki gull khilaande ne,
chee ku mahine ikk dooje noon chaahnde ne,
phir lokaaan kol beh aapne saathi diaan gallan laande ne,
dekh ek meriaan taan aakhian chon neer phutt piya e,
mera taan shaadi ton eitbaar hi utth gaya e.

Nikki jihi gall hoje ikk dooje noon taahne mehne dinde ne,
ikk dooje de purkheya takk noon manda kehnde ne,
te kayi uttar aande hattha paayi te gall eni wdhaa lainde ne,
dekh ke mera taan dil hi tutt gaya e,
mera taan shaadi ton eitbaar hi utth gaya e,

te oh jihde ikk dooje ton sada layi add ho behnde,
ikk dooje noon tlaak da kagaz de ke alvida ne kehnde,
kinne kehar ch hone ohna ne bacche zinda rehnde,
iss khyaal ne taan mera chaino kraar lutt liya e,
mera taan shaadi ton eitbaar hi utth gaya e.

Blame it on an apple

If you ever have a problem,
blame it on an apple,
it is this very fruit my friend,
which eve ate and it started.

Probably the life would
not have been that complex
had an apple not fell on
Newton's head and make him progress.

and just when the world
was content with it's blessings
Apple got back with new
objects of desire and longings.

So do not curse yourself,
do not shout at anyone,
just find your enemy in
a refrigerator or kitchen shelf,

take a knife,cut into pieces
eat it all till you see none of it,
rejoice with a sense of victory,
because you got the better of it.

Destination

A fellow passenger sat beside me,
I asked him brother where?
He said when I see some place interesting,
will get down there.

I complained and said
how you can be so careless about your destination,
you must decide where you want to go
and get down at your station.

He smiled back and asked
do you know where you are up to?
I thought for a moment and replied back
maybe I am too just like you.

Windows

As i logged into the windows box,
i was sweating from hair to toes,

used it for first 10 minutes,bang,
firefox stopped responding,a hang,

thought a video might make my day,
.mkv,windows media player said, no way,

copied some data and checked it,
"New Folder" in front of me damn it,

tried to be calm and used for few days,
but its slowness made me angry, enraged,

took a pen drive and flushed the disk,
ubuntu on screen now and happy with it,

all in all Windows still same and sucks,
ah! yet sells well and makes lots of bucks..

Ye saja aur bhi zaada hai

Ye saja to hai ke
duniyaa mein kisi ka
koi apna nahin hai,
par mere khyaal hai
ye saja aur bhi zaada hai,
ke apne hain to duniyaa mein
par use koi maanta nahin hai.

Bunty di batting

Ikkian baalaan ch ohda score si gyaaranh,
saamne waale de chaar gendaan ch hi baaranh,
ohnu badi sharam ji laggi eis gall di,
jaa ke kehnda main zara set ho laan yaara.

Oh kehnda bhai jaan gall koi ni time lao,
par match vee overaan da khyaal rakkheyo,
te captain kihnda si Bunty noon kahin waapis aa jaave,
baaki saambh lainge aape Roshan, Gaggu te Daara.

Dooje paase khada umpire vi ohnu laahntaan piyaa paave,
koi vekh ke hi akal lai lai naal diaa noon har over ch samjaave,
ikk tu kalle ne tuk tuk karke maja kharab Kita hoya e,
eh bhalan koi score hai tera pentiaan gendaan ch staaran.

Bunty vich wajj ke ohnu retire hurt kar dayin,
oye laantiaa rabb da wassta out hoja ohnu kahin,
suneha ghalleya captain te crowd ne eh,
batting karan noon uttreya jadon maidan ch Daara.

Daare ne aake khoob rang banne,
kade chokaa eis banne, kade chakka os banne,
par Bunty grehan ban ke lagg gaya us te,
run out kraa ta staarvein over ch vchaara.

Innings khatam hoyi e captain bud bud kare,
kehnda jee taan karda e kann te dharan tere,
saara tere paape de selector hon karke jhabb hai,
dass change eidu taan tainu paake karan naalon gyaaran.

Catch 22

Main wo pyaada hoon
Jo har taraf se ghir chukaa hai,
Jo chaahe ab koi bhi
chaal chaale ya naa chale
par uska marna taye hai.

Uri Attack

Jab takk tum inko khadedte haue Lahore takk nahin le jaoge,
tabb takk tum Islamabad se shaanti ka nyaaye nahin paa paoge,

Ye kaurvon ke aage matt guhaar lgaao maitri aur sandhi ki,
krishan bann ke jitni baar jaaoge lajjit hoke laut kar aaoge,

Un aman ke parindon ke kabhi sir gino jo karoorta ki bhent chad gaye,
aur socho tum aman aur chain ke nàam pe kitne sar katvaaoge,

Main jaanta hoon bheesham vidhavans aur vinaash hoga,
par tum is naye kalyug ke maahabhart ko kab takk taal paaoge,

praata ke praathna shankh ko yudh ka kisi din aagosh karna hoga,
is kalyug ke shesh naag ko barood ke bina wash nahin kar paoge,

Jab takk tum inko khadedte haue Lahore takk nahin le jaoge,
tabb takk tum Islamabad se shaanti ka nyaaye nahin paa paoge...

Dhikkar

Tum ko vote chaahiye to le jaao,
sarkaar bnaao, aish farmaao, paisa khaao,
par yahan meri gali mere mohalle mein,
desh bhakti ka dong na rchaao,

ye hum dono acchi tarah jaante hain,
kahin na kahin dil se ye maante hain,
ke watan kya hai watanprasti kya hai,

aur ye sirf wo shaksh jaanta hai jo seema ke
us paar aane waali goli ke aage seena taanta hai,
jo siachin ki thand mein binaa kisi moh ke
watan ki rakhwaali ko dharam maanta hai,

tum ho sake sacch ko sabh ke saamne laao,
jo lahoo bhaa gaye mitti ki khaatir unki jai gaao,
agar nahin hota tumse sach kaa gaan ton,
apni jhooth ki gaatha ka yoon na gungaan gaao.

Ikk shaaheed ka ghar hai mohalle ke aakhir mein,
uska beta sota nahin raat bhar deskh ki fikar mein,
aur usko ye maaloom ho gaya hai
baahar ke bjaaye andhar se desh ko khatra jaada hai,
kahin tum uske aakrosh ki bhent na chad jaao,

Tum ko vote chaahiye to le jaao,
sarkaar bnaao, aish farmaao, paisa khaao,
par yahan meri gali mere mohalle mein,
desh bhakti ka dong na rchaao....

Haaye ve rabba kyon, haaye ve rabba kyon

Tere binaa mainu koi hor na changa lagge,
tere binaa hor na koi mere dil nu fabbe,
par mere baare tera eh khyaal nahin,
haaye ve rabba kyon, haaye ve rabba kyon,

Tere naina noon jad vi dekhiye jaayiye thagge,
tere haaseyan ton wadd duniyaa te kuch na lagge,
par mere baare tera eh khyaal nahin,
haaye ve rabba kyon, haaye ve rabba kyon,

tere naal asin umraan da kar baithe waade,
apne saare saah vi tere hi naa te laa te,
par mere baare tera eh khyaal nahin,
haaye ve rabba kyon, haaye ve rabba kyon.

Door ho ke vi mainu bas aun teriyaan hi yaadan,
tu mere khyaalan vich, tu hi mere vich khaaban,
par mere baare tera eh khyaal nahin,
haaye ve rabba kyon, haaye ve rabba kyon.

Why Uber merged with Didi

Addhi addhi raat takk neend ni si aandi,
socheyaa baith ke ikk din ehdi wajah ki,
te jwaab aaya mere jehan chon fir,
deedi naal jhagda mull lai leya ose di sajah e,

Bas pher ki si utth ke savere phone laaya,
haal deedi noon apne dil da saara sunaya,
te gallan sun ke meriaan deedi vi ro payi,
kehndi Kuber bhaayia tere naal ladke
main vi roj haan khoon de hanju ro rahi,

te bass phir gallan baatan hor chid payiaan,
deedi di kudi diyaan gallan chal payiaan,
te deedi kehndi pihlaan ehne bada tang kitta,
naal aap khajal hoyi naale mainu nang kitta,
par hun jadon di mudi aa tiki hai hoyi

bass Kuber bhaayia saanu tera intezaar hai,
tere naal ladh ke jeena hoya piya dushwaar hai,
kyon naa aapan dovein ikk ho jaayiye,
kudi meri jehdi gall kehndi ohde mooh di pugaaiye,

te sun ke gall eh meri khushi da tikaana na riha,
mera taan aap ehi man hai aggon main vi kiha,
bass pher ki si dovein asin ikkathe ho gaye,
naale didi khush naale asin chain naal so rahe.

Bikkar Singh rehde waala

Naam saada bikkar Singh te pind saada pangaali aa,
eh geet asin es khushi ch likhea, motor rehde noon lwaali aa,

Pihlaan saade kol hunda si ji khota rehda,
jaan saadi noon rehnda si bada hi haaye ji jhehda,
hun ho gaya kamm sab automatic jaan badi sukhaali hai,
naam saada bikkar singh te pind saada pangaali hai....

Din vich pihlaan taan gede masan atth dass lagde si,
bauhat load chakkan ton vi asin taan jhakkde si,
hun befikar ho ke laa dayi de gede chaali chaali aa,
naam saada bikkar singh te pind saada pangaali aa,

Chann chad de tikk hun taan ghar noon mud ke aa jaayida,
Khaali sadka te shaam noon rehda khoob bhajaayida,
naale aap sukhi te naale khush ghar waali aa,
naam saada bikkar singh te pind saada pangaali aa...

Zindgi chaldi hai naal mintaa tarle

Zindgi chaldi hai naal mintaa tarle,
je rehna saukhe taan toon sikh lai karne,

Je vyaah ho gaya taan vohti agge minnat
karni paindi, shopping te ghar de kamm
jaanu kal karange, hun mainu jara match
vekhan de te toon chulle roti dhar le,
Zindgi chaldi hai naal mintaa tarle...

Je baccha ho gaya hai taan aslo paa dinda
padne, beta diwaar pe crayons se colour
mat karo, bauhat khel liye ab game band karo,
roti khaa laa please te naale hun padh le,
Zindgi chaldi hai naal mintaa tarle...

Raah vich jaandeyaan tusin kise noon
kujh keh nahin sakde, bhaavein takde hovon
taanh vi kise naal kheh nahin sakde,
kehna painda aakhar bhaiya rehdi paase kar le,
Zindgi chaldi hai naal mintaa tarle...

Daftar vich jara employee te tusin rob
maar ke dikhaao, agle din hi resignation de
roop ch nateeja paaon, kamm koi vi hove karauna
painda pyaar naal sambhal sambhal ke,
Zindgi chaldi hai naal mintaa tarle...

Te udhaare je kise noon tusin paise de
chukke hon, tusin hun ohde thalle hon
utte nahi hon, kehnda painda agle noon,
bada tang haan aaj taan kuch koshish kar le,
Zindgi chaldi hai naal mintaa tarle...

Te sarkaari daftar vich is kalaakari da
mull milda hai, jitthe cheti cheti patta
takk na hilda hai, je kuj karauna hai taan
sifaarish, khushamad te rishwat ikkhati karle,
Zindgi chaldi hai naal mintaa tarle...

All hail captain Smith

All hail captain Smith, all hail captain Smith,
to the Australian team he is a God's gift,
all hail captain Smith, all hail captain Smith....

Every time he comes out, he comes and performs,
does not complains about conditions and pitch,
all hail captain Smith, all hail captain Smith....

fast as a leopard when between wickets he runs,
strong as a hulk when with the bat he hits,
all hail captain Smith, all hail captain Smith....

shuffles and juggles so much across the crease,
nobody is still sure how and where to bowl to him,
all hail captain Smith, all hail captain Smith....

he has played so many matches at the age of 27
generally we don't take people till they are thirty six,
all hail captain Smith, all hail captain Smith....

most reliable and most trusted of among all of them,
wonder what will be the team without him,
all hail captain Smith, all hail captain Smith....

Death of curiosity, exploration and intellect

He had deep curiosity,
he had sharp intellect,
when he was born.

He rarely needed help,
he was very diligent,
of his own he could explore.

He had magnificent concentration,
for hours he could dedicate
himself to a task,
without getting bored.

Then as he started to
murmur and speak a little,
we disturbed his activities,

we started to teach him
and continued doing
with each day more and more.

He picked up all the stuff
learned the alphabets,
learned the numbers
and did a bit even more.

Then he started asking questions
which for few days
we answered gladly

and than we told him
all this asking is nonsense,
and to his exploration
we shut the door.

Then as all children
he was sent to a place
called school, to learn the

predetermined things
for numbered hours
ah! his daily chore.

and from there he
developed a hatred
for learning and exploration
though well in his exams
often he did score.

now he was a boy
and the curiosity and questions
resurged once again more

he applied all that
made a few things
by combining all the
junk he could get
his hands on.

but this time our reactions
were even more harsh
and he got scoldings
both at school and home.

he questioned he cried
he revolted he tried
but all his stuff
into the garbage was thrown .

and so ended his
journey into the world
of exploration and unknown

from thereafter he did
like everybody does
crammed and wrote

but did not question
did not apply
did not try to explore

and now we wonder
how such an intelligent boy
could not do something more.

Ki likhiye tere naa desh bhaarta

Ki likhiye tere naa desh bhaarta,
saanu jeeyondeyaan jee maarta,
haqq kho laye ne sab tarrakiyaan de,
saade sir tu 50% quota chaadta,
ki likhiye tere naa desh bhaarta,

Sadkaan teriaan thaan thaan kacchian ne,
garibaan layi jivein kabraan pattian ne,
jihda tota gitth do gitth koi paddhar hai,
othe tere Tolaan ne hai maarta,
ki likhiye tere naa desh bhaarta,

Daftraan vich babu vaddun khaun painde ne,
bekhauf, bedhadak ho ke waddian lainde ne,
jaa ke dekh haal kade Mandi Gobindgarh da,
saare loh Udyog da naas maarta,
ki likhiye tere naa desh bhaarta,

Kise paase toon dooniya te mohri nahin aa,
har paaseyon tere ch kamiyo hi kami aa,
badi naal mohabbat jan gan man gaunde si,
teriaan vadeekiaan ne rooh takk saadta,
ki likhiye tere naa desh bhaarta,

Kudiyaan munde kihnde ne Canada jaana,
madham te bajurg kihnde ne Australia ghar paana,
har koi phirda tere ton khaida chadaun noon,
Mittal vi kihnde phirda karda jugaad baahr da,
ki likhiye tere naa desh bhaarta...

Naam to mainu lok Yasir Shah kehnde aa

Yasir Shah after taking 5 wickets

[Commentator] : Yasir shah saahab badi aalah kargadgi kiti e tusin, panjj wicketaaan jhaad tiaan kalle hi, eis baare kuch kehna cchahonge.

[Yasir Shah] : he he, main ikk shaayiri likhi ji ise gall te je ijaajat hove taan sunaavan ji?

[Commentator] : aaho aaho aan de, Irshaad aa mere wallon

[Yasir Shah]

Gend meri laggdi ghat hi balle noon,
rehndi sada keeper ya pad walle hoo,
fielder kol waale is gall de gwaah rehnde aa,
naam to mainu lok Yasir Shah kehnde aa,

Ki majal kise di koi agge waddh ke aa je,
chokaa ya chikaa meri gend te koi laa je,
batsman taan single vi masan lainde aa,
naam to mainu lok Yasir Shah kehnde aa,

Ehdi gend te puttha siddha shot na laayin,
score skoor chadd bass wicket noon bchaayin,
batsman ikk dooje noon eh slaah dende aa,
naam to mainu lok Yasir Shah kehnde aa,

Umar meri bhalan ho agyi a teeh,
par Gurdas ne kiha umraan ch rakkheya ki,
hale bauhat karan waale karnaame rehnde aa,
naam to mainu lok Yasir Shah kehnde aa.

Younis tere waah bhai waah

After Younis Khan's 218,Pakistan team welcomed him with this ...

Ajj tera asin istekbaal hai karna,
kalmaa tere naa da hai panda,
boliyaan paa paa England dena hlaa,
Younis tere waah bhai waah..

Chauke launda,Chikke launda,
rel goreyaan di banauanda,
ditta score panjj so tpaa,
Younis tere waah bhi waah...

Goriaan baithian dhupp sekdiaan,
naal bit bit tainu dekhdiaan,
kehndiaan swaad gaya aa,
Younis tere waah bhai waah...

Ikk ikk karke tarikaan tappian,
takkde takkde akkhiyaan thakkiyan,
ditta jaande jaande nzaara dikhaa,
Younis tere waah bhai waah...

Misbah Ul Haq's reaction

Pakistan 139/1 (50.0 ov)
Azhar Ali (rhb) 65*
Sami Aslam (lhb) 63*

Misbah Ul Haq's reaction on this score

Ajj taan bada sukh da saah e,
hale tikkar maidaan jaana ni piyaa,
roti khaa layi, naale pi layi chaa e,
Ajj taan bada sukh da saah e...

is vele takk nahin taan,
tin chaar dheh chukke hunde san,
par ajj dekho rehmat allah di,
Younis vi hale piyaa e,
ajj taan bada sukh da saah e...

Lokaan ton gaalan naal,
agge saara mobile bhar jaanda si,
chall ajj je koi shaabash nahin taan,
taane mehneyaan ton taan bchaa e,
ajj taan bada sukh da saah e...

Masan Azhar noon team ch liya si,
Aslam da vi main hi kiha si,
shukar Allah da chall paye ne,
bacha liya mainu hona tbaah e,
ajj taan bada sukh da saah e...

Dost aur Dushman

Doston se seekhe aib jo,
unke liye saja paa raha hoon,
Dushmano se ranjh is kadar,
aage badhtaa jaa raha hoon,
tum bhi socho batihe ke jara,
kon kitnaa zindgi mein jaroroi,
main bhi hisaab lgaa raha hoon.

Rishta

Kabhi kisi se rishta is neeyat se na rakhiye,
ke tumhe unki jaroorat hai,
rishtaa rakhiye is khyaal-e-uns se,
ke uska saath hai to zindgi khoobsurat hai.

Jakham

Iss Jakhakm ko waqt ke hwaale kar do,
waqt apne aap marharam karke bhar dega,
tum na iske baare mein socho na iski dawa karo,
jitni koshish karoge ye utna aur dard dega.

Dukhi rehna jinki ban gayi aadat ho

Woh khush nahin reh sakte
unko chaahe mil jaaye jo,
bewajah dukhi rehna
jinki ban gayi aadat ho.

Na wahaan mere dil ko chain thaa, na yahaan mere jee ko kraar hai

Na wahaan mere dil ko chain thaa,
na yahaan mere jee ko kraar hai,
jaayein to jaayein kis taraf
jeena har taraf dushwaar hai,

wahaan the to hizar ke laakhon
gird noch noch khaate the,
yahan hai to nafrat ke funeyar
chalate dank baar baar hain,
na wahaan mere dil ko chain thaa,
na yahaan mere jee ko kraar hai...

bauhat umeed ke saath fenktaa hoon
paase ke ab ke jeet hogi,
par shakuni niyati ne likhi hui
har ek akeli chaal pe haar hai,
Na wahaan mere dil ko chain thaa,
na yahaan mere jee ko kraar hai...

kab aayi shab kab subaah ho gayi,
kuch khyaal takk nahin rehta,
sab mausam ho gaye ek se,
kya pathjad kya bahar hai,
Na wahaan mere dil ko chain thaa,
na yahaan mere jee ko kraar hai...

Chalo aur na dil ko dukhaayein,
ab safar bas thoda hi bacha hai,
aur siyaane log ye bhi kehte hain,
jagg pe aata har koi bas ikk bar hai,
Na wahaan mere dil ko chain thaa,
na yahaan mere jee ko kraar hai...

Galti ki jo tumko khuda keh baitha

Galti ki jo tumko khuda keh baitha,
na uski koi khabar na tumhara koi pata.

Koi ikk shakas

Koi ikk shakas tumko
umar bhar paaglon sa chaahta rahe,
kabhi tumne khuda se ye maanga hoga,

aur mujhko teri yaad
har pal har din har lamhaa aaye,
us din usne mera ye muqqadar likha hoga.

Rasme duniyaa

Ye jo rasme duniyaa hai
humse nibhaayi nahin jaati,
jisse mila nahin dil uske liye
rivaayat ke naam pe bhi,
kasmein utthaayi nahin jaati,
ye jo rasme duniyaa hai
humse nibhaayi nahin jaati.

Log yoon kehte hain
jo apne se upar hain,
unki galat mein bhi haan bharo,
humse nahak kisi ke saamne
gardan jhukaayi nahin jaati,
ye jo rasme duniyaa hai
humse nibhaayi nahin jaati.

main chaahta hoon jo bhi karun
us mein paseene ke saath
apni rooh bhi daal doon
chand sikkon ke liye humse
beman subaah lgaayi nahin jaati,
ye jo rasme duniyaa hai
humse nibhaayi nahin jaati.

Ke woh ab hai gair ka,
ke unhe tumse chaahat nahin,
tum bhi unse waasta tod do,
haaye ye beparwahi, bedili ke evaz
humse nafrat lotaayi nahin jaati,
ye jo rasme duniyaa hai
humse nibhaayi nahin jaati.

Just two things

Life is very simple,
just two things,
not less not more,

don't do yourself,
what you won't
like to tell your mother,

don't ask others to do
what you won't
ask from your brother.

Frustrated Manager's Song

Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti
ikk ajj kal kaake ne che wajjde hi kehnde ne ok ji,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti..

salary de naan te mangde 50% more than pehli
main suneya intern vi loan te alto hai kdaa layi
salary de naan te mangde 50% more than pehli
main suneya intern vi loan te alto hai kdaa layi
ehan startup waaleya ne sab di matt asmaane laati
ikk ajj kal kaake ne che wajjde hi kehnde ne ok ji,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti

Choti ji gal utte ho jaande aukhey kaddey akkhan
Koi company safe nahi sab ho gayian waang kakkhan
Choti ji gal utte ho jaande aukhey kaddey akkhan
Koi company safe nahi sab ho gayian waang kakkhan
Eh recruiter kise kol chadde nahin kuch baaki
ikk ajj kal kaake ne che wajjde hi kehnde ne ok ji,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti

lai lai do chaar kille pannj satt balad rakh lai naale
kanka te chaul uggan ge phir katak te siyaale
lai lai do chaar kille pannj satt balad rakh lai naale
kanka te chaul uggan ge phir katak te siyaale
eh bade ghaint ne kise ne gall kann ehna de paati,
ikk ajj kal kaake ne che wajjde hi kehnde ne ok ji,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti

Kanu kare planninga beh ke kite hatti toon paa lai
tera magaz thakk gaya retirement toon lai lai
Kanu kare planninga beh ke kite hatti toon paa lai
tera magaz thakk gaya retirement toon lai lai
release hun honiaan nahin koi labh hor kamm cheti
ikk ajj kal kaake ne che wajjde hi kehnde ne ok ji,
Ikk munda karan si jihne kade adhi raat vi naah na keeti

Jadon da Amrikaa gaya e, banda ban gaya e

Jadon da Amrikaa gaya e,
banda ban gaya e,
eithe taan nira landar hunda si,

na padhaayi na likhaayi,
na sehat di saambh sambhaayi,
firda waang lafandar rehnda si,

kamm koi keh do sir ja maar dinda,
guaand dukaan takk ton naa sauda liya ke dinda,
saara din AC ch baitha rehnda si,

paki pkaayi noon nakk bull chaadi jaanda,
koi cheez bnaa lo ghare na khaanda,
rehri ya restaurant te hi rehnda si,

othe hun suneya do do meel tur ke jaanda,
sabzi lyaanda kattda wadda pkaanda,
ghar de khaane nu yaad karda rehnda e,

te ikk waari goreyaan de naal dodeyaa si,
tumse nahin hoga gori ne keh dil todaya si,
ohdon da roj shaam gym ch laggeya rehnda e,

te gall ehvi ehde palle hai pai gayi,
dollar ch kharcha karan layi
chahidi dollar waali kmaaye,
te hun pdaayi wall vi dhyaan dinda e,

Jadon da amreeka gaya e,
banda ban gaya e,
eithe taan nira landar hunda si.

Duniyaa saari saanu baaniyaa kehndi aa

Asin pent bauhat dekh ke lainde haan,
jadon do ku saalan bad ucchi ho jaave,
taan asin pent de paucnhe led laine haan,

asin puraaniaan t shirtaan sittde nahin,
jaan taan asin bhaandeyaan waale naal
koi sauda jaan phir pochaa laa laine haan,

asin wart lene haan suttan waala maal vi,
bursh de jadon dande jaavan ghass jaande,
asin naala paan layi rakh lene haan,

asin riksheyaan waale naal behans karde haan,
asin sabzi waaleyan naal ghatt wadd karde haan,
asin hor vi kayi kanjoosiyaan karde haan,

par number banaun layi lokaan nu dikhaaun layi,
asin karze chakk ke kothiaan paune haan,
asin vyaavan de aavda hi dhuaan kadd laine haan,

Duniyaa saari saanu baaniyaa kehndi aa,
te asin aapne aap noon sab ton siyaane kehnde haan.

Jaada tareef

Jaada karni tareef vi kise di maadi hundi aa,
apne hi sir ikk din aa bhaari paindi hai,
kade chada ke dekh liyo guddi asmaani,
dekheyo laun lagge kinni khwaari hundi aa.

Jadon de AC aa gaye

Lokin bhull gaye ne kotheyan te sohna,
khulliyan hwaawan vich maujan manauna,
jadon de AC aa gaye, jadon de AC aa gaye,

Kothe utte roj manjeyaan noon chadauna,
paini barsat aadh raati pher hethaan launa,
bhull gaye ne lokin oh nzaare,
Jadon de AC aa gaye, jadon de AC aa gaye,

Parkaan ch sair vi koi nahion karda,
No no waje takk kunda ni kholde ghar da,
eine hun sukh araam pai gaye,
jadon de AC aa gaye, jadon de AC aa gaye,

taare kalle asmaan chon jhaakde rehnde ne,
lokin saare kiddhar gaye chand noon puchde rihnde ne,
bade ikkale reh gaye ne vichaare,
jadon de AC aa gaye, jadon de AC aa gaye.

Desh chadd ke jaana changa hai

Zehr khaa ke mar jaan naalo,
fahaa laa ke aatamghaat karan naalo,
taan desh chadd ke jaana changa hai..

23000 rank aaya si AIEEE chon all India
10 lakh chon koi maada taan nahin,
par general category noon kite
baihan da mauka koi kadd dinda hai,
zehr khaa ke mar jaan naalo....

socheyaa chal koi kamm dhanda kar laiye,
chota jiha restaurant hi khol laiye,
par eh aaya kamm raas kitthe
har teje din mehakme da afsar
hafta lain banda bhej dinda hai,
zehr khaa ke mar jaan naalo....

sarkar chauhndi bass tax bhari jao,
ehdi chade mahine jeb garm kari jao,
jihde desh layi asin bass ikk vote haan,
saadi layi vi lakeraan ton waddke kuch nahin,
ki kariye je koi sanu maada kihnda hai,
zehr khaa ke mar jaan naalo...

Buzdil naalon baagi hona changa hunda e,
bande da kamm masle hall karna hunda e,
ehdi asin je hazoori kivein karde rahiye,
ehde masleyaa de hall ch kivein jute rahiye,
saada taan eh dushman baneya rehnda hai,
zehr khaa ke mar jaan naalo.....

Bauhat bada ghar hai

Bauhat bada ghar hai,
bauhat bada ghar hai,
ye keh ke byaah diyaa,
bauhat bada ghar hai,
aayi hoon to dekha hai,
saas hai sasur hai,
teen inke jodidaar
aur bhi idhar hain,
bauhat bada ghar hai...

kal fursat mein baith ke,
pehli baar maine ginti maari,
nau meri nanand hai,
saat meri jeth hain,
paanch mere devar hain,
in mein se pandrah ka ho gaya hai,
che ka abhi basna ghar hai,
bauhat bada ghar hai...

Bacchon ki yahan saara din
bheed lagi rehti hai,
sab samman uthal puthal
hua rehta, koi bhi cheez
apni jagah na rehti hai,
chaachi ye dekho,wo dekho
chaachi ye kya wo kya,
keh keh ke bacche khaa
jaate shaam takk sar hain,
bauhat bada ghar hai....

Garmi ke chuttiye mein
hota aur bhi buraa haal hai,
sab aa jaate bacche
ikkathe ho nanihaal hain,
toot jaati hoon saara din
roti chawaal pakaati,
thakk ke girti hoon raat
mein aakhri baar
paani ki botle bhar main,
bauhat bada ghar hai...

apne hi apno mein,
takraati rehti hoon,
jab kahin kisi saadi
byaah pe jaati hoon,
saari braat mein koi
nazar hi nahin aata aur
apna hi kutumb rakha
jo itna pasar hai,
bauhat bada ghar hai....

Bhalwaan Te Kamjor

Bhalwaan da sitettya roda vi kaafi hunda,
kamjor maare thoda taavin kuch ni hunda.

Sacch kehna bada dukh ditta

Sacch kehna bada dukh ditta,
sacch kehna bada dukh ditta,
dudh diyaan ghuttan da mull tusin,
anaandran da lahoo choose ke litta,
sacch kehna bada dukh ditta,

Na hoya tusaan da supna puraa
koi sarwan daa na koi ram daa,
tusin apnaa Puran vi jallada
de hatth kar ditta, tusin aapna
parlhaad vi kaale paaniaan paa ditta,
sacch kehna bada dukh ditta...

Waqt ton pihlaan tusaan
sab kujj chaahida si,
ohdon jadon bijaayian chaldiaan si
tusan phull te phall chaahida si,
besabre ho ke ambi da boota
saun ton pihlaan hi ujaad ditta,
sacch kehna bada dukh ditta...

Dhruv tara manneya sab to
pyaara hunda e,
ikko ikk eh jagg te bada
niyaara hunda e,
tusaan akkh rakhi sada eis te,
kos kos ke apna chann jakhmi kar ditta,
apne sooraj noon grehn laa ditta,
sacch kehna bada dukh ditta...

Karan kise ton jagg te
kade haareya nahin,
jihde ohde seene ton paar langjje,
teer aisa koi baneyaa nahin,
usda taan sada hi apneyaan
diyaan ruswiaan ne ant kitta,
sacch kehna bada dukh ditta...

Heere kal ton lfaafa laike aayin

Heere kal ton lfaafa laike aayin,
Easy day te hun milno band ho gaya e,
tu kehndi si aapna noon environment
layi kuch karna chaahida,
plastic band karna chaahida,
pollution ghatauna chaahida,
sarkaar teri sun layi aa,
lfaafa rakkhan waaleyaa noon
hun panjaah hzaar rupaiyee
jurmaana ya che mahine di kaid e,

tainu main do tin waari pihlaan
vi kiha si store te aake ranjha ranjha
keh ke khade na piya kar,
koi jhola ya thaila rabb da waasta e
laike aaya kar,

pihli do waari tainu masan
Sunfeast waale biscuits di
waddi packing khol ke smaan
paake ditta si,
par ohda anjaam eh hoya
mainu dekh ke baaki bande
Sunfeast de packet hi
lako dinde ne,

Te billu kryaane waala
haarh de mahine
mianu baraf de dinda
par oh lfaafa den to
mana kar dinda
kihnda asin lfaafe
smaan paan layi rakhe hoye
aashqi layi nahin,

bass tainu pher aakhri waar
samjhaana aa,
mintaa kardaa aa, tarle paana aa,
agli waari hathaan ch
saman laike jaana pauga
phir na kahi ranjhe ne changi kitti nahin.

Be careful what you think of yourself

Be careful what you
think of yourself,
thinking too bad
life will become hell,
thinking too good
you won't do well.

It troubles me if i sit free

It troubles me if i sit free,
an hour of it, wrecks and strains
the nerves, more than a day of
work does it to me,

lie! lie! you may shout and say,
i am always thinking, how to improve
upon existing, what next to pick
hardly anything entertains me,

strange relation i have with sleep,
though it comes to me, but too soon i
take leave from it, sometime getting up
as early as four thirty,

rest and me have never been companions,
always exclusive of each other, where ever
it will be, it is for sure there
you will never see me,

I don't know what should i call it,
abhor it or adore it, am i afraid or do
i want to achieve something, something
always keeps on pushing me. 

Asin jaande haan keemat daane daane di

Asin jaande haan keemat daane daane di,

asin dekheyaa jeth haarh de mahine,
kaame kiddan dhuppe paneeri laande ji,
Asin jaande haan keemat daane daane di...

asin dekheya ikk beej boota kivein banda,
te use boote de phir kande dana kivein lagdda,
sab kujj hoya hoya saadi aakhiyan saavein ji,
asin jaande haan keemat daane daane di..

Picche ghar de saade ikk wasti hundi si,
roti tin time di othe masan hi si paakdi,
dekhyaa ohna mang mang khaande khaane vi,
asin jaande haan keemat daane daane di...

Thoda thoda karke thaali vich paa lavo ji,
chaahe tusan ditte mull thuade ne eh hun,
par phir vi dekhe na jaan kude ch sutte khjaane ji,
asin jaande haan keemat daane daane di...

Soorjaan ne sada hi saanu niraash karde rehna

Soorjaan ne sada hi saanu niraash karde rehna,

saadi kukhon ugg hor kite roshni karde rehna.

saade hi saagaran di badlaan ne utton saade lang,

jaa ke kite hor hi khushiaan de meeh warde rehna,

Soorjaan ne sada hi saanu niraash karde rehna

Moraan ne chugg jaane moth saadi dehri ton,

par jaa jaa ke kite hor hi nacchde rehna,

soorjaan ne sada hi saanu niraash karde rehna

son cheidyaan chugg jaandian daane banere to,

par changa lagge jaa ohna kite hor behna,

soorjaan ne sada hi saanu niraash karde rehna

toteyaa ne vi lajj rakkhi naa chooriyaan di,

kade gall suni na kade vi manneya na kehna,

soorjaan ne sada hi saanu niraash karde rehna

teri vi marzi e tainu jivein changa lagge ovein kar,

saanu kohinoor khusseyaan daa aanda dard sehna,

Soorjaan ne sada hi saanu niraash karde rehna...

Tu kar lai bandobast

Tu kar lai bandobast,
haalat hundi jaandi khast,
rahe na hun din mast,
sab hunde jaande past,
tu kar lai bandobast....

hun ni koi soda chukkda,
paisa koi ni aivein suttda,
suraj chade si jihde navein,
sab hunde jaande ast,
tu kar lai bandobast....

pai gi sir te phir na sujjni,
us wele hatth aana kujj ni,
sab paase maaro maar ho jaani,
imthiaan ho jaane sakht,
tu kar lai bandobast.....

Ki dassiye hatti saadi kaahton band hoyi

Ki dassiye hatti saadi kaahton band hoyi,
bande taan asin bauhat kamm kaar waale si,

Aunde hunde si pihlaan ghaak nakad waale bauhat,
par phir reh gaye udhaar waale jaan pyaar waale si,
ki dassiye hatti saadi kaahton band hoyi....

Ikk hatti saadi asin thaa te maar us karke vi payi,
bande nitt nitt aunde othe baale sarkaar waale si,
ki dassiye hatti saadi kaahton band hoyi....

Vich laalach aake udhaar suada de ditta bina pucche,
par pata lagga oh taan bande baahr waale si,
ki dassiye hatti saadi kaahton band hoyi...

phir dekheyaa lokaan noon smaan passeyan laindeyan,
pata kitta taan saare oh BIG BZAAR waale si,
Ki dassiye hatti saadi kaahton band hoyi,

Ki dassiye hatti saadi kaahton band hoyi,
bande taan asin bauhat kamm kaar waale si....

To Subramaniam Swamy for speaking against Raghuram Rajan

Suraj diaan aakhan ch akkhan paake kade wekhde ni hunde,
wekhde jihde mud oh dekhan joge nahin rehnde,

Chan te kade bhulekhe naal vi koshish ni karan di thukkan di,
apne hatth, apne rumaal naal, aapne hi gall poonjne painde,

Netaa ohio karde raaj sukkh shaanti te ijjat naal sadiaan,
daanishmanda di salah te akal ton jihde kamm lainde,

Aap tattu hoyiye taan hunar waaleyaa noon dekh ke ni ghabraayidaa,
ulta dil vich ijjat rakkhi di sikkhan layi ohna noon guru man lainde,

par tere haje palle kitthe paeniaan gallan Mittal diaan siyaanian,
teri matt nahion ohni tkaane jinni tikkar phiyon phiyon ke ni painde.

Sambhal ke challo jara sarkaar ji

 Sikander de sipaahiyaan waangu javaan kamm chadd ke naa beh jaan,
turan hi naa aage jitthe baithe othe hi pair gadd ke naa beh jaan,
sambhal ke challo jara sarkaar ji, sambhal ke challo jara sarkaar ji.

nitt nitt diyaan gallan te nitt nitt diyaan teriyian boliyaan,
vekhin kite dushman di thaan teriaan hi kar den na jadan poliyaan,
soch ke gall kaeryaa karo sarkaar ji, sambhal ke challo jara sarkar ji.

theek hai tuhaada waqt hai ajj tuhaade kol hai paisa dhela,
par eh vi yaad rakho aklmand te mehnatkash rehnda nahion vehla,
ena vi na karo tusin hankaar ji, sambhal ke challo jara sarkaar ji.

aapna kamm karde ne aapna hakk te mehantaana lainde ne,
par jitthe ijjat maan na hove othe sab din gin rehnde ne,
reh na jaayeo kalle vich darbar ji, sambhal ke challo jara sarkar ji.

Log

Log kehte hain bauhat buraa likhte ho,
to socha kya likhna chod dein,

log to ye bhi kehte hain unhe acche na lagte hain,
to socha kya jeena chod dein,

log maine dekha apne khushi mein kam aur ke gamm mein
jaada khush rehte hain,

logon ki fitrat ka jabse pata chala hai dil ko yahi samjhaaya
tu inki parwaah karna chod de.

Fukreyaan ton bachke

Saareyaan ton vaddh rolaa jihda paunda hove,
moohre moohre har hall ch jihda aunda hove,
hunda oh aksar fukraa syaana nahion hunda,
chupp karke jihda paase lagg ke hove baitha,
ise karke ohnu hi jaadatar pucchna chaahida,

Baali jihda har kamm noon hallasheri vkhaanda hove,
gall gall te aapne bete de kisse sunaanda hove,
hunda oh aksar fukraa karan wele hazar ni hunda,
kar kar ke kamm jihda tohda jaa piya hove ruleya,
ise karke bhaar kamm da ohde modeyaa te hi paayida,

Wadde wadde waade te wadde wadde kol jihda karda hove,
raah sir di gall koi ni khiyaali saarian ghadda hove,
hunda oh aksar fukraa nibhan nibhuan waala ni hunda,
thoda jiha jihnu aitbar hove te thoda jiha hove darda,
ohda kari da eitbaar ohde ladd zindgi noon laayida.

Utton utton bas naa chamkaayiye

Utton utton bas naa chamkaayiye,
jaa ke jor lohe naal vi ajmaayiye,
eh na hove kade jaan te ban je,
na lad paaiye, na bhajj paaiye,

te panj aibaan ton sada darke rahida,
dhyaan guru da har wele karde rahida,
ki pata kis wele kihda sharart karje,
te aise phasiye, nikkal naa paaiye,

kise gall da kade ghumaan nahin karida,
har wele nivein hoke sikkhde rahida,
ki pata kon kitthe parkhan khad je,
te kaane hoyie,poore uttar na paaiye,

andhar-baahr khyaal dovein paase rakkhida,
aapna augan hun aape beh beh labhida,
ki pata kehdi gall te bole koi sir chad ke,
te sharminda hoyie, bchaa apna kar na paayie.

Bass gallan nall ehnu charo naa

Bass gallan naal ehnu charo naa,
gall taan bane je isnu satkaaron taan,
kukhaan vich anjamyiaan noon maroon na,
bass gallan nall ehnu charo naa

Je kujj eh agge wadke karnaa chaahve,
saara tabbar naal ehde hatth puaave,
tu kar chulla chuanka ehnu eh samjhaavo na ,
bass gallan naal ehnu charo naa

Gaddi jaad ho ke daler eh chalauni chaahve,
kick vehde khade bullet noon launi chaahve,
tere wass da kam ni keh honslaa giraavo na,
bass gallan naal ehnu charo naa

Sif do bass dhiyaan hi je kise do ho jaavan,
raaji khushi pdaavan likhaavan lohdi mnaavan,
putt di ass vich teje da beh beh ke vichaaro na,
bass gallan naal ehnu charo naa

Biptaa je koi sir te waddi rabb na kare pai jaaye,
meri kaun saar lau baabal dhee da naa ghabraaye,
puttan waang ehnu je moohre laavon taan,
bass gallan naal ehnu charo naa...

Aapne aap noon toon swaar

Kise de naal kyon bhidda ein,
aapne aap noon toon swaar,

ohdi jinni himmat hai karan de,
tu jinne maar sakda dand maar,

ohde jinna hi kyon behna e,
tu dil naal beh ghante chaar,

ohda teer jaa asmaani laggde,
toon en sab ton tej gudswaar,

ohnu sab chaahnde ne chaahn de,
tu khush reh sang apne sohne yaar,

oh sohna sunakkah te bhalwaan hai,
toon hain hasmukkh te dildaar,

oh gallan karda haasi aa jaandi,
toon kare taan dinda e dil thaar,

oh maharathi hai kihnde bhugol da,
ton hain mast qalandar te fankaar,

horaan noon dekh dekh ke jall na,
toon ki te kaun beh ke kar vichaar,

chadd duniyaa de naal meche laine,
sabb wakkho wakh bnaaye parvat diggar,

je kujj karna e taan sab noon slaah,
sab ton kujj sikh sab da hoja yaar,

soch main wadhna naal horaan wadhauna,
asal zindgi da mitraa ehio hai saar.

ki daasiye tainu kinna chaahne haan

Thakk harr ke aakhar aa pai jaane haan,
ki daasiye tainu kinna chaahne haan,
jadd takk pal vi jaagde rehnde haan,
har pal teri yaad ch bitaane haan,
ki daasiye tainu kinna chaahne haan

dil saara din tandoor waangu bhkhayida,
neendar da paa paani ehnu bhujaayida,
majal koi ke hor khyaal da phulka laije,
bas tere hijar diyaan rotiyaan laane haan,
ki daasiye tainu kinna chaahne haan

lok subaah gharon nikkal kamm te jaande ne,
shaami phir mud ghar waapis aa jaande ne,
asin taan sada hi rihne haan raahvan vich,
bhaal teri ch kujj kadam agge wadd jaane haan,
ki daasiye tainu kinna chaahne haan

lakkhan din vich waade ghaate ho jaande,
kujj kamm tur painde kujj kamm khlo jaande,
par asan noon kise cheej di rehndi sudd nahin,
asin taan ikko gunjjal paye rehne suljaane haan,
ki daasiye tainu kinna chaahne haan

Sacch kihnde ne lokin ikk din main paagal ho jaana,
waang majnu de main vi khyaal e sehraa kho jaana,
kayi waari hoya apnaa pata loka ton hai puccheya,
lagda hai hosh jau aise hoye paye mastaane haan,
ki daasiye tainu kinna chaahne haan

Paagal dilaa chupp karke son jaa

Paagal dilaa chupp karke son jaa,
koi yaad aunda e taan aayi jaan de,

agge vi tere naal kayi waari hoya,
koi khadkaunda e booha taan khadkaayi jaan de,
paagal dilaa chupp karke son jaa...

Teri aapni bhatkan hai jo waajan dendi aa,
sajjan da ohnu aivien hi be matlab na naam de,
paagal dilaa chupp karke son jaa...

Heer teri kadd di khede tur gayi aa,
chadd de hun japne toon manke ohde naam de,
paagal dilaa chupp karke son jaa....

Asin

Asin taan aag haan sooraj waangu,
saada kamm hai balde rehna,
hanere metene, roshni karni,
chaahe kise noon bhaave na bhaave,

Asin taan rukkh haan nimmdi de,
patte jide sada hi kode kode,
sadke jinna lakkh rog door hove,
chaahe koi paani paave na paave,

Asin taan yaaran noon samjaunde rehna,
hor launde ne asin chudaunde rehna,
jinna ho sake ohna noon vdhaunde rehna,
chaahe koi bulaave na bulaave,

Asin taan ikk thaan laa li e yaari,
asin taan nibhuani hai umar saari,
saada kamm ishq ibaadat karde rehna,
chaahe oh aggon chaahve na chaahve.

Ikk Naukar Chaar Maalak

Kall main othe hi si jadon oh ladke gaya si,
kamm chadd ke gaya si, gaalan kadd ke gaya si,
lokaan ohnu bauhat samjhaaya chal chadd gusse noon,
te phir ohne gusse vich hi lokaan noon eh kiha si,

kihnda gareeb da duniyaa te kite koi nahin,
char paise jihde kol hon khote waangu waahi jaanda soi,
ikko ikk naukar main kalli kehri jaan haan,
chaar mere saahab main aape hona pareshaan aan,

Sab ton wadda kihnda wahiyaan te saahab hi laayi jaanda,
punjaan punjaan picche mere dhuppe gede kdaayi jaanda,
kayi waari main kiha mainu koi paise dindaa nahin,
phir vi mainu khijj khijj kihnda rihnda tu jaa taa sahi,

Te chota saara din smaan chakk chakk ke heth utte kraayi jaanda,
aah utte kardo, aah thalle kardo injj hi sir khaayi jaanda,
ehde ve main dekheya gall palle paindi nahin,
Billu Kryaanae ne eidaan Big Bazar ban jaana nahin,

Dooje no. waale di hor vi att mchaayi hoyi aa,
dukaan te behna vi nahin par khabar saari chahidi hai,
Kalle kalle aa ke gaahk da mere kolon hisaab pucchi jaau,
mere kinne hoge saara din ehio jod laayi jaau,

Tijje no waala eina sab ton wadd te zehri aa,
banda noon eh ikk minute vi behn nahin dinda eh free aa,
Jadon dekh lo kahugaa mirchaa de packet bhar lao,
daal saaf kar lao, chol saaf karo, kanak noon pakha laa lao,

Te ehne saare kamm karke vi bass hundi nahin,
ghar de saare kamm vi eh chaunde ne karan main hi,
kise da aata peen paala, kise da pajama seen waala,
kise da jwaak schoolon lian waala, kise da Tv repair karan waala,

Meri taan oh kihnda javan bass hoyi payi hai,
1500 te mahine te meri jaan kaddani layi hoi aa,
eithe kamm karan ton changa taan banda riksha paa laye,
kmaayi vi othon vadd hoau te araam ve jaada rahe.

Tusin angrezi noon rone o

Tusin angrezi noon rone o,
saanu taan Punjabi vi hale
poor samjah aundi nahin,

asin kitthon hatth paayiye
Shakespeare te Dante noon,
saade taan Shiv te Mohan
di hi gall palle paindi nahin,
Tusin angrezi noon rone o...

gaane vich babbu maan kihnda
chadd pind diyaan JOOHAN,
mainu sochan vich pai gaya,
eh JOOHAN ki sheh hundi vayi,
Tusin angrezi noon rone o...

ghumde ghumde pind gaya,
bibi kihndi AATHNE aayin,
hale kaaka LAAM gaya hai,
main kiha bibi ki kehndi payi,
Tusin angrezi noon rone o...

Vehde baithe taash khede saan,
ammi kihndi uth thaan SUMBAR da,
main kiha ammi hor kamm chad,
vehda saaf kyon ni kardi payi,
Tusin angrezi noon rone o...

Manneya ajj kal angrezi di jai hai,
na aundi hove rozi roti da bhai hai,
holi holi ehnu vi samjhaange,
par pihlaan samjh layiye,
jamman haari ki kehndi payi,
Tusin angrezi noon rone o..

Punjabi noon Punjab hunn puggda nahin

Main dekeheya Punjabi noon Punjab hunn puggda nahin,
dukhi hi rehnda jinni chikkar chad ke jahaj canade noon udda nahin,

Ehda khoohan utton baithe rabb to eitbaar utth gaya,
ehdi bhatkan mukkdi nahin jinni chikkar kise praaye de baar pujjda nahin,

Eh vaahyi taan jaanda hunda dharti apne Punjab di,
par ehdiaan hasrataan da beej Calgary de paanian bin futtda nahin,

Ehnu bina gallon hi us paar diyaan khicchan paindian ne,
ehda baahr di taang da taaga kise hele vi tuttda nahin,

Jinna da nahin sarda oh taan chadd ke jaan gall palle paindi hai,
par 100 100 kille waaleyaa da vi dil ehde hun khubbda nahin....

Samajhdaari di gall

Samajhdaari di gall karan da hun koi jaada faayda nahin hai,
beaklaan besamjhaan ne duniyaa saari jitti hoyi hai,

Shiv te waaris noon beh ke hun ajj kall kon pade,
TV te internet de pangeyaan ton lokaan noon vehl nahin hai,

Chetan de wikde rsaale wang mathyaayian ne,
Vikram Seth kise hatti te koi mangda nahin hai,

Te gaane Sartaj te Gurdas de YouTube te ehne ghatt views,
duniyaa saari honey te badshe di patti payi hai,

Science waalean de hoke de de ke Sangh paat gaye,
par paagal pakhandiaan da duniyaa kheda chaddi nahin hai,

Chall chadd mitraa toon ki laina jo kardi ehnu kari jaan de,
tere kihaan vi ki ho jaana jad teri eh sundi nahin hai,

Samajhdaari di gall karan da hun koi jaada faayda nahin hai,
beaklaan besamjhaan ne duniyaa saari jitti hoyi hai.

Once in a while

Once in a while
you should go
and meet a man
who is absolute brute,

a useless, a callous
junk who in
worldly terms is
crude and destitute,

who in the name of work
has just grand plans,
but never even once
he has himself proved,

whose whole days
are spent in finding flaws,
conjecturing how the
world will be a better place
were it governed by his laws,

yes to such a man
you should present yourself,
and let him pass upon you
his judgement,

for he is the ultimate
basher and the critic,
who will rip you of
all your medals and
leave with you nothing,

he will for free
find all your shortcomings,
and open the doors
to success and winnings.

Paapa Paapa

Mummy mummy har koi karda,
paapa paapa koi ni kehnda,

mummy noon hi chimbde rehnde aa,
paape kol aake koi ni behnda,

phir ki hoya mummy pkaa ke dendi hai,
paapa hi taan liyaa ka hai denda,

mummy je baccheyan noon laad kardi aa,
paapa vi taan baccheyan te jaan hai denda,

te phir oh sochin pai jaanda,
par eh masle da hall kivein hoau,

mummy mummy chad paapa paapa har koi kivein kahu,
din raat phir oh jugtaan ghadan lagg jaanda,

uthe bainde lokaan ton vi pucchda rehnda,
te phir oh aakhar eh nuskaa azmaanda,

jivein jivein bacche kihnde ovein ovein oh karin jaanda,
jihdi cheez oh mangde liya ke denda,

homework na karde kuch na kehnda,
daal sabzi naal je roti naa khaande,

jhatt karke phone pizaa mangaa denda,
vohti ne bada samjhaaya par gal na sunda,

paapa paapa hogi bada hi din raat khush rehnda,
do tin mahine injj hi chalda riha,

te ant anjaam eh hoya,

Minni khaa khaa ke pizze bmaar pai gayi,
monu di math de paper chon back lagg gayi,

Gall vadhde vadhde ehni vaddh gayi,
bande di mummy takk pujj gayi,

aayi phir oh gusse naal laal hoyi,
te kihnde ve bitteya teri matt maari gayi,

khoob ohne jhammbeya jhaadeyaa,
naal vohti ne vi ohnu bdaa ltaadeyaa,

sab kamm navein band ho gaye,
pihlaan waangu hi phir chal paye,

te roj oh sab diyaan ghoorian sehnda,
te naale sochda eh paapa paapa bada piya mehnga.

Life as i see

All these things
which are bought and sold
they matter little to me,
for they do not hold
any peace any happiness
all they do is suck
something out of me.

the more you have
the more you have to
worry and take care of,
by this they keep me bound
but what I want
is a spirit light and free.

I have read and heard
the nature's message
and it is clear to me,
we are here not to accumulate,
but empty our ourselves
and that is what of the great
goal has been and should be.

Ajj Meri Waari hai

6 wajje si poore te ohne bag mode chakkeya,
boot ohne paaye te tagmeyaan noon kasseya,

te kehnda saahab ji hun main chalda haan,
baaki kamm kal aake karda haan,

oh kihnda kall aa ke karda ki matlab hoya,
ehdi hale dhupp chadi hale din khatam kithe hoya,

oh kihnda saahab ji gall samjhyaa karo jaan do,
jaan mainu jaake apni bchaan do,

ehda kihda oh kihnda tainu jaroori kamm hai,
8 waje poore aape chala jayain 2 ghante hor kar lai,

oh kihnda nahin saahab ji ohne ch taan parlo aa jaani hai,
aasman dharti te digg pau te dharti paat jaani hai,

samundraan chon sunaamiaan utth painia,
jhakkhda waalian har paase hwaawan chal painia,

oh kihnda siddhi gall kar siddha siddha samjhaa,
aivien toon bujaaratan jihaan paa paa ke mainu na uljaa,

oh kihnda siddhi siddhi gall saahab ji eh saari hai,
ajj ghare jaa ke roti pkaan di meri waari hai,

te saahab ohda kihnda waakiye biptaa tum pe bhaari hai,
jaao jaao jaldi jaao gall tumhaari samjh aa gayi hmaari hai

Duniyaa te pyaar kise kise noon milda

Duniyaa te pyaar kise kise noon milda,
jihda chaahiye dildaar kise kise noon milda,
lokon ve bhaaga waaleyo ehnu boch boch rakheyo,
eh saadran da phull kise kise da khidda.

Nikki Nikki gall te aivein ladeyaa na karo,
gusse vich ikk duje noon manda kihaa na karo,
eh duniyaa taan agg laake tmaasha vekhdi,
ghatauna doorian noon kamm bada mushkil da,
duniyaa te pyaar kise noon milda....

Nikke nikke niyaane tuhaade wall wehnde ne,
tuaade ton kasmaa nibhaun te sendh lainde ne,
ohna malook jihe dilaan noon kade na todeyo,
kihnde allahd umaar da jhakhm saari umar nahion silda,
duniyaa te pyaar kise kise noon milda...

Eis duniyaa te poora taan koi vi nahin,
koi kami na hove jihde ch koi aisa hai hi nahin,
aivien soch soch ke dil apna staaya na karo,
baaghan vich gulaab vi kandeyaa ch hi khilda,
duniyaa te pyaar kise kise noon milda...

Kujj hor khaan noon jee karda hai

Kar kar dieting hamb gayi haan,
pata ni ki ki ghaa phoos jhamb gayi haan,

hun mera ehna sab ton parein hatke,
kujj hor khaan noon jee karda hai,

pyaaz, tmaatar, kheere eh vi koi khaan waali cheez hai,
mera taan hun butter naan khaan noon jee karda hai,

nimbu paani pee pee ke moon hi koda hoya piya,
hun hor siha ni jaanda piste waali kulfi khaan da ji karda hai,

garm paani ch shehad paa paa ke kadd takk main peevan,
hun mera botal chon limca paan da ji karda hai,

Main ni hona slim slum main ni jaana gym gum,
mera taan hun pizza hut jaan noon jee karda hai,

Ajeeb je haalat hoye paye ne dil de,
hun taan kade kade paan di vi jaa karde hai,

Kar kar dieting hamb gayi haan,
pata ni ki ki ghaa phoos jhamb gayi haan...

Chemistry Class

Chaldi class ch ohne
ohnu khada kar liya,
chall kehndi kaaka
class chon baahr hoja,
tu ajj layi buaht pad liya,

oh kihnda madam ji
gall taan dasso ki hoyi,
main taan kise noon
kujj kiha hi nahin,
oh kehndi saari khapp

hi teri paayi hoyi hai,
kise noon taan samajh
ki laggna si mera,
main taan app addha
lecture bhull gayi haan,

ohne do charr vaar
phir minnta tarle kite,
par gusse ch laal
madam manne kitthe,

akkhar ohne bag chukkeya,
te kihnda jivein tusin kahon
ovein kar lainde haan,
class tuhaadi chad ke
ghar noon chalde haan,

madam sun ke gal
hairan ho gayi,
kihndi ghar noon
chalde haan ki matlab
hale Physics, English
te Punjabi di class payi,

aggon oh kihnda
physics waali taan
madam ji ikk braabar hai
class laayi na laayi
Sir di kuch samajh taan
laggdi nahin

te Punjabi English noon
padh ki khatt laina
IIT de paper ch ehnaa
noon koi pucchda nahin

te oh jaan hi laageya si
madam kihndi
changa changa baith jaa
par teri hun mainu
awaaz ni auni chaahidi.

Jai Maa Dairy

Ithe saara din rash bada rihnda,
sach ithe dudd da dariyaa vehnda,
ikk waari jihda dudd eithon lai lave,
mud ke ni kise hor wall wehnda,

Taaja eithe makkhan, khoaa, paneer,
khaake munde maarde mirze waangu teer,
sareer hoje takda lohe waangu,
hass hass ke garmi sardi sehnda,

Dimaah diyan tej ho jaan graariyaan,
bacche maarde hass haas taadiyan,
te chehre te chaa jaan laaliyan,
churi kutt jihda ehna de giyo khaa lainda,

Kade eh karde ni apni mashoohri,
lod vi ki ehna noon nahin ji jaroori,
soda jihna da hove suchaa te khara,
moohon bol bol ke aap hai kehnda,

te bheed jinni hove ucccha nahin bolde,
tolde pura kade vi ghatt nahin tolde,
naale rate ohio saare bzaar waala,
na horaan naalon sasta na mehnga,

eithe hun door des yaad badi aundi hai,
packet jadon maayi dudh da faduandi hai,
hunda taan eh vi wadiaa te changa,
par jai mai dairy warga swaad nahin denda.

Corrupt Doctors

Eh aivein rabb bane baithe,
eh taan hale insaan vi nahin,
eh paak hon de daawe karde,
ehna ton agge shaitaan vi koi nahin.

Koi dard na samjhan eh kise da,
koi farz na samjhan eh kitte da,
ehna di nigaah bas hundi notaan te,
ehna layi kise di jaan vi koi nahin.

Bass dolat diyaan tijorian bhar layiye,
Audi gddi te waddi ji kothi kar layiye,
eh lokaan de hadd takk chabbi jaande,
Ehna da riha hun imman vi koi nahin.

Chall chadd ki royiye na shukreyaa noon,
Bedil bedarda noon sachon mukreyaa noon,
aape waqt ehna daa aakhar hisaab kar lau,
Kise da jamm ke marju kise de hona hi nahin.

Strict Principal

The Principal,
ABC public school,
Talwandi Bhai.

Tainu ki pata tere ton kinna asin darde aan,
paani waali botal vi addhi chutti wele dar dar ke bharde aan,

tera pata hi nahin lagda toon aake kehdi kaapi mang laini aa,
raati utth utth ke vi kayi waari taan asin bag check karde aan,

moonh aapna dhon te launde asin do chaar minute vi nahin,
par boot asin roj addha addha ghainta polish karde aan,

te waalan da style bhaaven saade rahe na rahe,
pant diyaan kareezan da asin khyaal puraa karde aan,

kayi waari dil hoya kar ke dekhiye labh ch tajurba koi,
bass ikk tere karke asin eh kamm ton garej karde aan,

te math da swaal koi pucchan aaje ohnu mana kar dayidaa,
katthe dekh liya do jaaneyan noon tu taan innj hi kehna khapp karde aa,

bass kitaaba vich saara din chupp chaap sir guddi rakkhi da,
bhaavein palle pave na pave tera veham kaim rehnda bacche padde aa.

Yours obediently,
Sunny Mittal,
Class IX,
Roll no 29.

Vehle

Mroning coffee taan time te pee layi si,
evening tea vi time te pee layi hai,

Email kayi waari check kar layi aa,
personal gmail ch vi koi mail nahin aa,

Boss ne sakht mana kitta hun pucchan ton,
tin waari pucch aaya kehnda koi kamm nahin aa,


Gaane sun sun ke akk gaye haan,
film dekhan da jee karda par ijaajat nahin aa,

Juniors collegues noon kai waari puch aayan,
oh vi kihnde jaao eitho tuhaadi lod nahin hai,

office chon nikkl bazzar vi  geda laa aaya haan,
othe vi kise paase koi ronak nahin hai,

bass suraj thoda hor neevan hoje ghar jaavange,
daftraan ch vehle behna vi koi sokha kamm nahin hai.

Kehe tere rotiye laare ni

Kehe tere rotiye laare ni,
bande noon bhjaa bhjaa maare ni,
mitthe paani chada ke Punjab de,
Faridabad de paani pyaate khaare ni.

Work Alcoholic

Unjj oh mobilaan da kamm karda e,
par sardiaan ch moongfali te garmiaan ch baraf laanda e,

duphair vehle jandon vehl hundi e,
vigde pakkhe, mixian, machinaa te koolar bnaanda e,

shaam vele takk bhugta ke ghaak saare,
raat noon vyaavan te oh tandoori naan kulche laanda e,

te paperan da jadon chalda hove mihna,
school diaan kandaa tapp tapp ke oh parchiaan puchaanda e,

te har mahine de start te,
lokaan de bijli de bhugtaa ke thoda bohat hor bnaanda e,

te chutti waale munde noon dukan te baah ke,
dili takk guaand waale di taxi te geda vi laa aanda e,

inne ku kamm kar lainda hai oh,
te plumbing te electrician da kamm oh naal naal sikkhi jaanda e,

unjj oh mobilaan da kamm karda e..

Yes, I know! I know!

I was discussing once
my problems with him,
and keeping everything aside
in between I asked him:

Doesn't it bothers you
I keep on having problems,
and with each one
I keep on troubling you,

ah! with a sigh he said
definitely not so,
such a thought I never
ever even came close too,

Out of so many people
you always come to me,
you choose to trust me
you choose to confide in me,

it is a matter of privilege
that I can sort things for you,
it is sheer pleasure and joy
time and again I can cheer you,

when I chose in good days
to share your joys,
I chose in bad days
to share your woes too,

and when you invited me
to drink from your well of glee,
I chose with equal happiness
to gulp down the gloom too,

listening to all this
happily I smile backed,
and all I could say was
yes, I know! I know!

Gazal

Kandeyaan de wadde Wade jhaad hoye ne,
Sajjna ve tere baajon kivein ujaad hoye ne,

Gamaa da si kall takk nikka jiha tibba jihaa,
ajj door door teek dukhan de phaad hoye ne,

Lokkan waaste baddal warda saun aaya,
saade painde dil par jeth waale saad paye ne,

Kayi din ho gaye ke sooraj chadeyaa hi nahin,
hanereyaan de din saare karazdaar hoye ne,



Lakh koshish par jwalamukhi phut ke rehnda,
lok taayin mere hizar de raajdaar hoye ne,

Ohnu labhiye kithon jihda kade gwachya ni,
lok pucchde ne kon kitthe fraar hoye ne,

Ohnu mnaayiye ki jihda kade russeya ni,
lok puchde ne oh kehdi gall ton nraz hoye ne,



Is agg noon bujaayiye taan bujaayiye kivein,
lakkhan saagar hun takk is te bekaar hoye ne,

Main dekheya kayi phull ture sann es raste,
sab de sab ant bimaar te khaar hoye ne,

Chaahat de khanjjar chalde nitt dilo jaan te,
Deh de naal hadd takk taar taar hoye ne,



Tusin keh dinne ho ke bass nikkal aao,
toofanan chon eidan kithe koi paar hoye ne,

Tusin keh dinne ho bass khehda chaad dao,
par oh kivein chade jihde hoe girftar hoye ne,

Tusin keh dinne ho ke bass bhull jao,
par kivein, oh hoye andar bahr paye ne,



Eh preet da dukh lageya chirokna asan noon,
saadi zind layi ehio smaan tyaar hoye ne,

Mar mar ke jeena te jee jee ke marna,
takdeer agge tadbeer sitte hathyaar hoye ne,

Eithe jivein kievin bass handaa jaani hai,
agge puchange, kyon din dushwar hoye ne.

Phir ki hoya je mere naal laddi hai

Phir ki hoya je mere naal laddi hai,
mainu par pyaar bada kardi hai,
addha ghanto daftron let je ho jaavan,
vich meri yaad honke bharde hai,
phir ki hoya....

Raah vich jaande mainu je koi dekhdi hove,
ishq aapne di roti lagdi je sekdi hove,
aakhan ohnu vikhuandi aa, ishaare naal samjuandi aa,
haae! kud kud kardi aa, bud bud kardi aa, baldi aa, saddi aa,
Phir ki hoya ....

Kadi chaul te saag paalak bnaane kite saukhe ne,
khade pair banda koi keh dave ta duggne okhe ne,
par ikk waari je moohon mein kadd davaan,
saare kamm chadd ke ose wele dhardi aa,
phir ki hoya....

Kappde baau ji main laa laa sitti jaana,
khedan jaana roj shaam mitti mitti ho ke aana,
mere kolon ni hunda par kade ohne eh ni kiha,
chakkdi, kathe kardi, dhondhi, sakaundi,press kardi aa,
phir ki hoya....

Ikk din vi hun kade koi bill saada late nahin hoya,
devies da OS vi sab to pihlaan mera hunda update hoya,
khilaare saare saambhdi, sab kuj tikaandi laavndi,
jihdi cheez mangg lavo use wele liya dhardi aa,
phir ki hoya....

Te mera warga banda jihnu likhan to kade wehl nahin,
zindgi jeeni vich masti koi fikar, koi jhamel nahin, 
phir vi tarraki ho gayi do waari do saal ch,
raataan beh beh ke mera daftar da kamm vi kardi aa,
phir ki hoya....

Dard e app developer

Lok che che mahine app update ni karde,
asin lakh mehntaan karke navin bnaayi di,
lok puraani da khada hi nahin chadde.

Sada rehan mashookan waang khijaunde,
kal kal karke saanu laare launde,
uton puraane karke yaad gile shikve,
play store te gaalan kadde,
lok che che mahine app update ni karde...

Sajjna waang kayi sunehe ghalli de aa,
discount vi dayi da ghatte vi jhalli de aa,
par phir vi lokin bhora aakhe ni laggde,
lok che che mahine app update ni karde....

par je sochiye lokaan da vi ki kasoor hai,
three g pack mehnga hi Inna hazoor hai,
te sajjan beli wifi da password ni dassde,
lokin che che mahine app update ni karde...

Eh laala hai eh laala hai

Eh laala hai eh laala hai,
duniyaa ch sab ton eh kaahla hai,
pitch te do chaar minute hi khadda,
pata nahin ehnu ki othe lagdaa paala hai,
eh laala hai, eh laala hai...

Eh sada aapni hi muaj ch hai rehnda,
waqt di najakat noon kade ni vehnda,
Jittan layi score kinna vi chaahida hove,
putthian siddhian maarada eh chaalan hai,
eh laala hai, eh laala hai...

Special ehde layi asin roje vi rakh laye,
samjhaa samjhaa saade dmaag vi khapp gaye,
par eh na sunda na aapne na begaane di,
asar na is te koi coach diaan gaalan da hai,
eh laala hai, eh laala hai...

Hun taan asin ik banda ghatt mann ke hi challi da,
Duniyaa daari te naate bass ehnu batting te ghalli da,
bass ik hi honslaa hai hun taan saanu,
koi saal do saal ch eh retire hon hi waala hai,
eh laala hai, eh laala hai...

Letting it go

It is easy to know
all I have to say is no,
but it is ultra hard
letting it go.

For the memories
are not magnetic disks,
over and over,
painful thought kicks.

And the mind
so good at processing routines,
but alas it's affinities
for corrupt routines.

Stuck in the wilderness
of infinite execution,
the system is often
on the brink of exhaustion.

Ah!! machines today
I am so jealous of you
so much happens but
almost nothing perturbs you.

Ho sake taan bandeyaan phull de waangu ho

Utton sohna, te vich khushbo,
ho sake taan bandeyaan phull de waangu ho,
je koi dekhe taan dil khush hove,
kole je koi aake baithe taan chitt raaji ho,
Utton sohna, te vich khushbo,
ho sake taan bandeyaan phull de waangu ho....

A lost diamond

I am almost 28 years at the time of this writing. During the course of my life i have met many great people. Beautiful, skillful, kind, caring, disciplined, dedicated, you name a quality and immediately the pictures of people flashes in front of my eyes to whom i can attribute the virtues. But of all the people one guy stands out whenever i think of the best i have met. My judgment or admiration is more from the point of view of completeness rather than of prodigy. By completeness i mean who was competent in all the aspects i can or could think there are in life.

Starting with the first thing that gets noticed, the physical aspects. He was at least 6 feet, a tall and handsome man. If a little interpolation is allowed and a visual clue is needed you can think of Hrithik Roshan. Trust me i am not exaggerating much. Under similar circumstances and with similar resources at their helm he will be quite a match to him. He was quite proficient in dancing and what to say of English songs he was totally into it. It was quite unusual for someone from the place i belong to have so much interest in English songs and be so much aware of it considering that those were the years from 1998 to 2003 with no Internet. He had some relatives living abroad may be that was the factor.

Moving to sports he literally had the batting style of Ricky Ponting. His stance and pull shot was exact carbon copy of Punter. Once our gully team played against the team he was in. It was a 12 over match i think with a cosco ball in the proper ground. We swept of their team very cheaply in very few overs and at the end he alone was standing. We had a rule for the match the last man who is left after everybody gets out also gets to bat till he gets out. Then came the big thrashing. I don’t remember the exact scores. But he alone took the score of his team to 75 by the end of the innings. I was literally dumbstruck to see him scoring so easily and so quickly. Then there was once a cricket match at our school where our class played against our seniors. I was not in the team since it was played using the red cherry the leather ball. Our seniors scored quite a good score and sitting behind the stumps on stage i was not sure whether we will anywhere near the total. But then came the Punter, he thrashed them all over the place and with a magnificent hit which landed on the swings on the other ground of the school our class won the match.If all that is not enough he was quite good at bowling and batting left handed also.

Coming to his leadership skills, there was hardly anybody in our class who did not have his respect. Everybody was at his command. He was the chief of all the mis-chives. From starting the class cricket using a ball of paper sheets to throwing people in the paddy fields in the recess time, convincing other boys to bunk the classes for 2 to 3 hours and go to market to buy the eatables. Clapping suddenly unnecessarily in the class, not sitting after the teacher has repeatedly asked to sit down after the afternoon wish. This may not show much of the leadership skills and the following he has as there were hardly any opportunities to put them to good use.

Now considering all the above adoration, one may get the impression that he might not be good at studies. To be frank he was the star in this arena also. He was mostly in top three at school. All the teachers had very high hopes from him always. During his spare time he used to learn C programming from a local teacher. It may not sound like much an accomplishment considering how aware people are of computers and programming because of the recent revolutions in the computing world. But considering the times they were and on top of that a small municipal with a population of ten thousand where it is still hard to find a science teacher to teach in a school, i was astonished to know how aware he was of things going around. Even now at my place hardly anybody learns programming in school.

I literally used to look at him with an awe and always wanted to be like him. I always felt like he could choose any thing. Acting, Sports, Studies and he would become a topmost player in his field. Of the many things i was curious about future, one was what profession he will choose and how excellent he will be in it. We all passed our senior secondary and he took a very strange decision to drop for a year and try out his hand at various things. Once i was in my hometown during vacation that year and he asked me what should he do for a career. He seemed so confused and unsure that day. I felt so bad and low seeing him in such a state. Here was the man i was thinking would conquer the world and i would get to rejoice in his success and here he was asking me for advice. I felt like my dream was shattered a diamond was lost. An Ashoka was left confused in the maze called world because no Chankaya picked him up. An Alexndra has lost his path as no Aristotle was there to guide and teach him.

But in the end we all get what we want subconsciously deeply in our hearts. He once told me life is all about seeing the world. World he is seeing now. But i still feel he could done much much better with his talents and definitely a diamond has been lost.